It's like they knew!

I love this dress, although I think I would look like a porn star if I tried to fit my boobs in it.

Gimme.

This is what happens when I let my niece do my hair.

This dress is outstanding.

Team Leggings Are Not Pants salutes you.

I feel like I saw a lot of her movies when I was a kid, but maybe it was just the same two or three played over and over again. I got up early on Saturdays, and there was always a Shirley Temple or Hayley Mills movie on (hang in there, Hayley!).

I'm about seven episodes behind, but I can't bring myself to watch them, because I suspect that I am about to be done with the show. It's like spending less time with somebody you're dating, but are no longer into, but are sad about breaking up with.

Liam Hemsworth? Oh, Nina, say it ain't so. Ian Somerhalder > Lesser Hemsworth

I know it's Tom Sizemore, but his quick retraction makes me MORE likely to believe that he might have been onto something.

Halp! Where are the best steak tacos in New York? Asking for a friend who goes by Mah Belleh.

Danger zone.

God doesn't give with both hands.

I'm only concerned about my parents seeing the sex toys and my massive pile of clothes that need to go to the dry cleaners. If they predecease me, then I absolutely do not care how I'm found and what my house looks like once I shuffle off this mortal coil.

Yeah. Ugh. Just because most people in the United States never learn to speak a second language, it shouldn't be assumed that a person who isn't currently speaking English lacks the ability to do so.

The only thing a horse can do for me is stay far away, but I found this commercial absolutely adorable.

Oh my god, people who see end-of-times signs everywhere are SO FUNNY! It is so terrific that he's 100% serious.

I loved this commercial. I shouldn't have been surprised, but I was honestly shocked by all the hate directed toward hearing America the Beautiful sung in different languages. What is with people? The worst comments were the ones that started with, "I'm all for diversity but..."

I go to the JCP Sephora because the people at Sephora Sephora scare the everloving crap out of me. The JCP crew tends to be less manic, but still knows their stuff.

Ding, ding, ding! And this is why JC Penney is dying.