I was SO STOKED when I heard the was the halftime performer. I saw him in concert and he was so much better than I'd expected him to be, and I have pretty high expectations of anybody I've paid money to see. The people at the party I attended were surprised that I was so excited for his performance, but even though…

I'm getting a Scott Stapp circa Higher vibe. Do not want.

It's like somebody replaced real Joe Biden with Onion Joe Biden.

Awesome. I was just thinking about her the other day when I read about Mike Huckabee's remarks about women's libidos and was reminded once again of how little interest the Republican party as a whole has in having a rational conversation about women and sexuality.

What? Is there not some other option? What about an accessible entrance?

Also: cowls.

Columbus Circle just put a sign on their stationary doors stating that they are for "Handicap Access Only" (that's just how they phrased it, too; hello, 2014) and that everybody else should use the revolving doors. What the fuck ever. There is no way on god's green earth that I'm getting anywhere near those things.

But let's talk about revolving doors. That escalator thing may have been a freak accident, but revolving doors have always wanted to murder you.

Totally unrelated, but is this gif HD or something? This gif has the best resolution of any random internet image that I've come across. Gifs! Is there nothing that Anna Kendrick cannot improve?

One the one hand, I agree with pretty much all of this. On the other hand, I look pretty spectacular in hats. So.

Me, too! If I'm just running into a coffee shop for a five minute transaction, I'm not switching glasses again. Once I get where I'm going, I'll make the change, but otherwise, I'll just be that person.

Just like Nora Roberts keeps writing the same book over and over and (when people hired her) Katherine Heigl kept playing the same character over and over again. When you find a winning formula, you stick with it.

Welcome to the internet. We have googles.

You're already on the internet; getting over to google isn't difficult. Why are you okay trumpeting your ignorance? If you don't know what something is and want to know, look into it and see if it's something that you care about. All you're showing here is that you're incurious about things that you don't feel are…

Truth. My niece figured out how to use photobooth on my computer and went to town.

We never had an official snow day at McGill, although some lazy profs did cancel a class or two when it was particularly heinous outside. I did, however, have several "I'm not leaving my warm apartment for any fucking reason" days. Those were the best.

I'm very pro tweed.

I don't hate any of it. I find this to be really surprising. She usually looks like the tweeest twee who ever tweed.

She looks imbalanced. Two big tattoos on one side of her head? She fails at everything.

I read this in Sterling Archer's phone voice and it instantly became a million times more hilarious than it already was.