There's a way to text status updates to Facebook and Twitter, although that will prevent him from adding pictures. He has hundreds of deluded basement dwellers who love his sites, so I'm sure that he can accomplish a lot of his awfulness without ever personally touching a computer. Really, I hope he violates the terms…

They must be so proud.

I came here for pictures; I am disappoint.

I should have elaborated, but that was honestly my first thought. The reason I don't like it is because it reminds me of the upholstery on my Nana's couch. Also, the nude fabric beneath the doily decorations looks way too figure skater for my comfort.

Yes, because it's terrible.

Katy Perry's entire career has been an in-depth study in "on the nose."

Wasn't she also in her early teens then? A person's look often evolves between the teen years and early adulthood. I didn't love her makeup, but I thought her look last night was sophisticated and lovely.

I'll take Cee-Lo wearing his pajamas as a silent protest of how freaking long the Grammys were last night.

Honey, lampshades are everywhere. Pottery Barn is your oyster.

I adore everything about their awesomely retro outfits. This could have been an awards show in the 70s, and their clothes would still have been perfect.

Adorable outfit! I just saw the Law and Order episode where Sarah Highland cracked and killed her roommate, and now I'm kind of scared of her.

I'm not sure why Alicia Keys' boobs aren't speaking to each other, but I hope they make up soon because awkward.

Wandering eye.

Jamie Foxx's date is his daughter!

Allen Schwartz usually does a brisk business knocking off the gowns of famous people, but here's a link of several places you might want to keep an eye on. Somebody's going to "reimagine" that one, right?

Behold Selena Gomez, assassin of good music.

I only need to know the start dates of my period, so I just enter the information on google calendar. It syncs with my gmail account. I can enter it on my phone and forget about it for the next 21-28 days (my body is not into regularity).

Grammy wins are not really an important statistic to Bieber's target demographic.

Just that the frat isn't an officially recognized entity at the school anymore. They wouldn't have official permission to recruit new members on campus or sponsor events (like parties). But since this stupid ass party wasn't an official event, either, I don't think that this is doing anything but removing this…

What fun! Here's a teenage boy whose behavior actually merits (positive) conversation. Less Canadian meltdown, more Chaz Rorick, plz.