J Hud. J HUD! What is that outfit? It is not 1994.

My sleep deprivation has revealed that Ms. Menounos is totally channeling Amy Sedaris as Jerri Blank here. It's something about the eyelashes? Or the dead eyes?

We never doubted that Florida was good at arresting people (eventually). It's the followthrough that concerns the rest of us.

Sizzurp is cheap. Justin Bieber makes too much money to ever drink sizzurp.

LOVE THESE!

Minus the arm things (stickers?), I'd totally get married in this.

Show me her attic!

I had this weird gastro illness a couple of years ago and had to stop eating red meat and all dairy. I lost 30 pounds in two months. I'd never looked so good, or been so miserable. Once I was better, I had a great time eating all the stuff that had been off limits during my illness. I took a vacation right after I got…

I think so. Unless it's cold and I'm wearing tights or I'm wearing sexy stocking with a back seam, I feel really self-conscious in any type of hose. It feels very dated to me, but this could also be a regional thing. My friends in the US South still wear hose to things, but in the NYC metro area, I don't see many…

Right? Everybody in Hollywood needs to go to her doctor(s). Her face moves when she smiles, her eyes aren't too tight, her cheeks don't look like she's hoarding acorns, and her lips are lip-sized. She's doing everything right.

Comfortably? Appropriately for the weather? What am I to take from this outfit, other than the fact that AmTam is still pretty awesome. Why are you Gawker Media people continually making me think of Joan of Arcadia this week? I am still not over that cancellation, and all these mentions are making it really hard for…

Some disaffected tenth grader.

It seems like non-custom gender-neutral stuff is a thing of the past. I made gift bags for the kids who attended a party at my library, and when I went to party city I had to go to the boy or girl section to pick up things. Sesame Street party favors? Boy section. Baby animal party favors? Girl section. I don't have…

What the hell kind of sociopath is this dude? I bet his name is Chet or Trey or some shit like that.

I will always be sad that the show got canceled after the second season. I wanted to see 1) where they were going with the Wentworth Miller/Satan thing and 2) whether they could ever redeem Adam enough for Jane to trust him again. I AM STILL THINKING ABOUT THIS

That guy just looks like bad news. I don't automatically assume that hot guys won't be faithful, but he gives off the same vibe as Mario Lopez. Why bother, ladies?? These people are awful. Go have sex with somebody who isn't!

Step 1: Figure out how to get Bette Midler and Josh Groban to attend one of my parties.

Who doesn't believe this? Most romance novels don't have photos of guys' brains on the covers, do they? No. They're all over handsome faces, perfect biceps, and lickable pecs. Anybody who doesn't believe that looks factor into women's assessments of men is lying to him or herself. Humans are visual creatures who like…

Commissioning an exact replica of the Titanic and then setting sail on it seems like the kind of hubristic act that would kick off a disaster movie.

No. There are a lot of people who would gladly pay what Alinea charges for a gastronomical experience that does not involve children. And this includes parents. If people are paying this much money to eat, they don't want to hear anything from the next table, be it too loud conversations or unhappy children. Part of…