Businesses have the right to deny service based on age or sex (think of all women gyms, for example). Just because YOU love and want to spend time with your children doesn't mean that everybody else desires it. I really enjoy being around children, but there are certain places that they don't belong, and it's…

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Now I cannot unsee a football. Thank you.

I have an odd sense of humor, and I always want the children of those who had plastic surgery to inherit whatever the parents had changed. AS was more interesting to look at before, but she work in an industry with a very rigid standard of beauty and she's the one who has to look at herself in the mirror, so I respect…

I think their children will be gorgeous, perhaps even if they get Ashlee's old nose...

It looks like the first piece of jewelry to have been inspired by vajazzling.

I wasn't actually being serious, but I suspect that there are people out there who do feel this way, and it's nice to see them being encouraged not to emulate celebrities!

In your scenario, who is bearding whom? I don't care who either of them kisses, as long as it's somebody who they actually want to kiss. This is boring and isn't making me feel bad about me and my life the way I think that everything about celebrities is supposed to.

Why isn't he touching her back? Why is his noble brow all scrunched up? Gotta say that my boyfriend Hot Uncle Mason isn't looking like he's super into this kiss.

Ooh, I've found the silver lining to being too poor to shop at Neiman Marcus.

My first thought, too.

It's like her neckline is trying to kill her.

What kind of awful human doesn't walk her freaking dog???????? Why even have one? Heinous.

All day, every day. And also last night for dinner. I am a fan of spicy food. I am a fan of Popeye's chicken. I am not a fan of Popeye's spicy fried chicken.

Clueless?

That's one of those things, like turning into a skid, that is terrifying in the moment but has an easy to understand solution. I think that even when people know these things, the panic that you feel when it's happening overtakes you and it's hard to remember how to get out of the situation.

Oh god. I am scarred for life. Let me go watch that again.

Whaaa?? Off to the googles I go.

Sounds chafey.

Not having to cover the Marlins anymore must feel like a warm, welcoming hug.