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Depends on how old and dried out it is?

A stag and doe party is a joint bachelor/bachelotte party, so I'm guessing that since the people getting married were both women, they had a doe and doe.

They're £625.00, which means that you're paying through the nose for shoes that make it look like your feet are slowly being annexed by your ankles.

Right? Unless we're finding them to make sure that this crime against fashion is duly punished. Because then I'm in.

Aaaaaaaaand now it's time for me to go stream "Pregnant Women are Smug" and watch some Raising Hope.

I don't care how a dress is shaped, for me a bra is always necessary.

He's not THEIR president (the people who are most likely to have a problem with this commercial probably fall into the population segment most likely to belong to this school of thought).

Just don't forget to behead them first, so they don't feel the pain of being chomped into digestible pieces.

I haven't ever seen that movie, but I have just recognized the error of my ways. Will rectify soonest.

Lost me at the first sentence, reeled me way the hell back with the second. Hats off to you, lady.

Al Bundy approves.

That might seriously be my favorite part of the entire movie.

Unless all of your routine medical examinations require surgical-level prep, your doctor did not put out his or her hands for somebody else to glove. What is more likely is that your doctor placed possibly unclean hands into a box to pull out those new gloves. And even if this particular person washed properly ahead

NO! Shit, now I'm going to have to read a glossy. I think my library gets this one, because NO WAY am I paying for it...

I do know what a Psy is, but I've still never seen the video for Gangnam Style, so I think I'm doing okay. I'm a professional researcher, but sometimes it pays to be just as talented at not finding stuff as you are at finding it.

You're attributing craziness to the wrong person, here.

It's all about finding people on your own wavelength, and knowing your partner well.

Dating myself here: When I was a teenager, my dad drove me to Nobody Beats the Wiz in Paramus, NJ to buy Robyn's first American cd. We went to the checkout line and as I paid, the salesguy, a young white man, looked at us and pulled out what was clearly his go-to Robyn joke: "She's supposed to be Scandinavian, but

I actually agree that both were right, it's just that Dodai's response made me die of laughter.

Olivia Pope and Rayna James? Too much awesomeness on one stage. If Olivia were to handle Rayna's obvious PR problems next season (driving an SUV that flipped over and contained an open bottle of alcohol, potential custody issues with both dumb Deacon and evil Teddy), that crossover episode might melt my brain jelly.