I think your luck runs out on April 25.

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That really has to do with nothing.

Brilliant, and accurate. If Alexander Skarsgard were to put his hands on his cheeks and make the Home Alone face, I'm pretty sure the universe would fold in on itself.

I'll just leave this here.

Thank you for the info. This is helpful, since I found him amusing, but not enough to google him.

It's things like this that make me think I should stop being single, so I had somebody to look into this for me. Because if I have an ass cheek hair, I do not know about it.

Tiger Woods seems like a gigantic assclown, but could people stick to hating and insulting him on the basis of his legitimate awfulness, instead of his ancestry? There is so much to mock about him, only the lazy and stupid would take the racist route.

Ditto. I am a W Hotels customer FOR LIFE. Their housekeeping staff is top notch, and if you, um, accidentally bump into them in the hallway, they will give you ten or twenty extra bottles of everything. Soapy suds is what separates us from the animals.

I think that's just an attempt at deflection.

I boycotted him so hard, I didn't even know he existed!

I love to sleep, but I have this leftover childhood belief that going to bed is for suckers. Around 12:30 am, I begin to regret this attitude and take myself to bed. When I get up in the morning, I curse my stubbornness. When 10 pm rolls around and I should go to sleep, I'm firmly in the 12:30 frame of mind.

Dratch? Dratch, is that you? I know you're all about Method acting, but right now it's time to stop being Debbie Downer, okay?

I like Shaun Robinson's outfit, especially for an un-stuffy event like the Billboard awards.

If ever there was a role that just screamed "Katherine Heigl," this is it.

Sorry this kid has already managed to accomplish more than you, and at a younger age.

Lohan. If it's only for one night, I would most likely survive it and live to tell the ridiculous tale thereof.

It's like the top and bottom halves of her face are no longer on speaking terms.

Technically, I'm pretty meh on Deschanel's outfit, but she gets a "Well played!" for dressing like an adult here.