I like how terrible this lawyer is, and pray that he continues to release such tone-deaf statements.

Oh, sweet lord Jesus, I have now heard everything. What the actual fuck, people? If you are terrible enough to think this is a good idea, please just kill yourself now, because there's no coming back from that point.

Mindy wore it better 1) because it's true and 2) because I just can't stand Lea Michelle.

Although I love the gravity with which Biden replied to the letter, that sentence is the one that made me want to weep.

It's not so much that I don't like chocolate, it just doesn't do anything for me. I want any calorie I consume to be super enjoyable, because it's going to remain with me in some form or another for the next 3 to 5 months (or however long it's going to take me to want to exercise again). Could we make cheese bullets?…

Ha! I applaud how brave Zoraida Sambolin is, and I'm sorry she's going through this, but wow! She uses that phrase a lot. If it was me, that statement would have been overrun by "basicallys" and "thoughs", so I shouldn't laugh.

Let her. Please! If only all stupidity were so visible.

I think that we do a disservice to the smaller or naturally thin amongst us when we use the word "real" to describe the beauty or womanhood of larger women. It's not an and/or proposition, and this is just as damaging as people who pretend that everybody larger than a size 6/8 is unattractive. I've been between a size…

I see a lot of lapses in socially acceptable behavior on a regular bases, but for some reason the one that makes me most want to rip off a person's arm and beat him or her with it is this one. If you forgot your headphones, there are two acceptable options: 1) Do not listen to anything OR 2) Go to a nearby…

I wanted to love this show, but I found every character but the little kid and the impossibly naive surrogate to be irredeemably awful. Ali Adler's instagram pics routinely make me salivate over cups of coffee, and I HATE COFFEE, so I thought for sure she could make a comedy that I'd enjoy but no. Every character…

It is so telling that I grew up and still live in the Friendly White Families/Melting Pot area.

Racism isn't some incurable disease. Regardless of their age, a person who does something like this is racist. The good news is that racism can be overcome by any combination of education, life experience, and good old soul searching. Nobody is saying that these girls are going to be racist forever, or grow up and…

Exactly! I was super impressed, and I'm sure that when my niece is this age, she still won't be able to do this, but I looked at this girl and was like, "She's much closer to 3 than to 2."

I refuse to believe that there are two people, even twins, with such mangled eyebrows. Dead giveaway.

Yeah, this is, tellingly, the second celebrity breakup I've ever cared about (first: Rhea Perlman and Danny Devito, and they got their shit together, so...Game on, Delena).

I am a big fan of coats (they're the only reason I tolerate cold weather), but that thing that Blake Lively is wearing looks like a confused bathrobe. Pass.

"Plese" and "proplems"? It looks like math isn't the only subject that mistreats Little Drescher.

I hear ya, Frankie. I can legit crack myself up just by repeating my name to myself. I have also been known to mispronounce my own name when I'm introducing myself but not actually paying attention to what I'm saying.

She's only been on one episode so far, but her character seems important enough to conceivably come back again in the future. Nobody meaningful ever really disappears on Scandal.

That season's still on my dvr. I think I'm 50% not ready for Fringe to be completely over and 50% not a fan of the few season 5 episodes that I did see.