Longform.org used to be my go-to site when I wanted to make my computer read to me, but so much of what I read there came from Texas Monthly that I now just start at the magazine and go on to Longform when I'm done.

Saw this on twitter today and didn't know where it came from until just now. That kid is amazingly quotable.

Agreed. I hope I'm remembered for all the awesome baked goods I made in my life and how happy people were to consume them, but I have made significant contributions to the institutions where I've worked, and on the whole, I'd have to rank that above my brownies, bomb ass as they may be.

I'm heartened by the fact that you felt this was a safe space to share that.

Amanda Bynes' tweet was amazingly cogent and burntastic. She should definitely use that in her defense at her inevitable competency hearing.

I'm on a mailing list where people give away a lot of unused samples, beauty products, etc, and a lot of us were just swapping unwanted Birchbox stuff. When I realized that I was giving away more of the products than I was keeping, I canceled.

I watched TWD for FAR longer than I would have otherwise, based strictly on his hotness. I would watch the hell out of any movie he starred in.

I don't care how shallow it is, I love hearing about hot dudes who aren't horrible.

And this is why I love Willie Nelson to bits. I play the shit out of his music, and will cut anybody who gives me the side eye about it.

It's supposed to be a parody, but is somehow too on-the-nose to be anything but exactly what it's mocking.

My favorite Funny or Die prank. I think of it sometimes and it cracks me up. Karen, indeed.

Oh god, I am now dead, too.

I loved getting Birchbox in the mail, but they didn't pay any attention to my profile. I canceled because 60% of the products were all wrong for me. It's a great idea, I just wish that I'd been introduced to more products that actually worked for me.

That looks like a stellar wedding, and that church was LOVELY. Living in the NY metro area has warped me, because my first thought was to wonder how much it costs to have a wedding there.

Ugh. Public engagements worry me. The thought of somebody doing that to me terrifies me. Even if you haven't made any formal plans for your future (desired number of kids, how to raise them, where you want to live, etc), you should have had some sort of vague discussion about your joint future before you propose to a…

I really want to grab a drink with whoever thought of this, because it is hilarious and disgusting.

Whatever. I'll believe your traditional marriage bit when you publicly support polygamy, smiting men who don't marry then orgasm in their childless, widowed sisters-in-law, and handing servants over to produce children for the husbands of barren women. Until, stfu and slink back up Liberty Mountain, dude.

I'd also like to see Anotnin Scalia's response to this one, because seriously? That dude has been trolling HARD these few decades.

I just thought they were humorless idiots, and didn't assume that their stated feminist beliefs had any direct relation to their awful behavior.

Piz was less awful than Riley. I never loved Piz, but I never found him as soul-crushingly boring as Riley. Veronica's rocky dating history made her stay with Piz longer than she should have, but they weren't the mismatch that Buffy and Riley were.