I feel that his music is how he trolls until he's ready to tweet again. How can he be so funny and make such bland music? His voice is amazing, no lie, I just hate what he does with it.

When are physicists going to admit that Jennifer Lawrence is really Jennifer Coolidge's younger self looped into our time stream? Am I the only one who thinks that they're the same person (much like Josh Hartnett and Tommy Lee Jones)?

I love the "Now that I'm Safe" shirt. I would actually buy that for somebody.

+1

Agreed. My parents took us to the factory while we were in South Carolina to get dolls, because the stores up here had no Cabbage Patch dolls. Highlight of the 80s for me, without a doubt.

Isn't Cheney on his fifth heart or something? That man will outlive us all.

Generally, yes, I agree with this sentiment 100%, but that lipstick does indeed deserve to be mocked.

I don't talk on the phone while going through checkout because that is THE RUDEST, but I absolutely read the news or play a game on my phone until it's my time to check out.

I know nothing about this couple, but love that people with their last names married one another. I will henceforth check out their podcast. Thanks for the recommendation!

I didn't know about the Scientology thing, but it does put a few things in perspective for me. Like, why he has always subtly reminded me of Corin Nemec.

Pointy shoes are the worst! They make me think of witches, obvs.

Whaaa? As if I needed further proof that those books were written for and by 15 year olds.

Agreed. I LOVE Cathy Denni's voice (and let's be honest here, she sang like 85% of Toxic), but I admire how successful she has been as a songwriter. Her music is danceable. Your assessment of Diane Warren is likewise spot-on.

I'm not even gonna lie, I liked the conversation about strapping a cheetah to that one kid's grandma.

That format suxxxxxx. io9 is where I go to read more thoughtful Gawker content, but the new site design seriously bugs me.

The clothes are cute, but where I live at least, the quality just isn't there. It doesn't benefit me to buy a cute $30 dress from J. C. Penney, if it doesn't last as long as cute $30 dress from Uniqlo (which is in the same mall). We buy a lot of my niece and nephew's clothes at JCP, because the kiddos are going to…

For my position, 4 weeks of notice is strongly suggested, but yes, in most places in the US, notice is 2 weeks.

She's a much worthier recipient of a cute nickname.

Awful and hilarious, in equal measure.

Younger Watson looks like the personification of smarm.