Right? You know her first thought was to write "the itis," and then she thought of the controversy that might ensue and changed it.

I had to go back and think of who he was in TDKR. And I LOVE Matthew Modine. To be fair, though, very few people in that movie made any sort of impression on me.

I don't dislike Taylor Swift. She's a genius, either at marketing herself (if she's the one managing her brand) or at hiring people who will keep her face out there ALL THE TIME. Sure, I find it annoying that she seems to be everywhere, but at the same time, it's nice to see a young woman in entertainment succeed…

I just cracked myself up by going through a knitting book from the 90s and laughing at all of the shapeless items in there. These outfits have the exact same shapes, and can't even blame their awfulness on grunge.

My thoughts exactly. I guess their results weren't impressive enough to them when they had 0 and 1-2 separated...

All I think about when I see these is what would happen were a fire to break out. There must be other windows in these apartments with fire escapes, right?

He's always going to be Roman Nevikov from Life to me. Even when he's being adorably paternal and surprisingly deep on Raising Hope, I kind of expect him to go, "Detective New Money." I think I'd die of excitement.

Yeah, no. The set up is stupid, but I don't see how a potential romantic prospect being uncertain about a person who misrepresented herself can be read as racist and fat-phobic. And the fact that he ends up with her...

The Kooks' accents are evident in their singing, which I likewise find refreshing. I like getting a sense of place from a person's voice; when Samantha Mumba was on the charts in the US, I remembered being surprised to read that she was Irish, because I didn't hear it at all in her singing.

Pillow strangers on a train! You can each kill the others' significant others' pillows, and the confusion of apostrophes, flying down, and lack of motive will your respective baffle police departments forever.

Cuba's the Oscar winner, but I always thought that Omar was the more talented Gooding brother.

Shhhhh...

This is so great, I'm going to have to stop reading the internet RIGHT NOW before I stumble upon something that harshes my mellow. I supposed this is one way to get me to do actual work on a Friday.

I accidentally clicked on that link, read the post, and then read the comments. I hate me.

Right? Even though Veronica's decision-making skills were sometimes questionable (Piz, anyone?), I wish she was the one picking Kristen Bell's roles.

Aside from the photo combination feature, a lot of this sounds like what you get for free with Pixlr Express. That program is a great smartphone-based photo editor (I use it on a Galaxy s III), and I'd suggest that anybody interested in Photoshop Touch try it first and save him or herself a few pennies.

This makes a lot of sense to me, actually, but I think you can do better than Jason Segel.

I know that I don't like to iron, so I buy clothing that doesn't need to be ironed (or can be ironed by the dry cleaners). I now sew, so I have to press fabric as I'm making stuff, but it's still not really ironing.

Excellent.

I was going on the assumption that that was just his nickname for her (because who doesn't have a nickname for Charlize Theron??), but now I'm wondering if I was just giving him too much credit.