This is probably awful to admit, but I am completely surprised by how readable this was. I am also shamed/puzzled by the fact that I agreed with him so much. Why would Canseco pick now to start making sense?

Why would you click on that link??? In my world, Richard Simmons is always 1) referred to by his entire name and 2) wearing shorts. These things are nonnegotiable.

I know that we're mad at them right now, but The Onion's coverage of Joe Biden has made me appreciate him more. I have always admired him politically, but a lot of people that high up have NO sense of humor about themselves, and I get the idea that he laughs at their coverage of him just as much as we do.

Excellent point. My friends and I did a bunch of NSYNC songs last night at karaoke (don't judge me) and the original videos played behind the words. JT does not have any room EVER to disapprove of anybody else's sartorial choices.

I once rode an elevator with him and CoCo and it MADE MY LIFE.

Yeah, I just followed her on the strength of that amazing observation.

I am hating myself right now. How did I not know that Ken Marino was the lead in a web series?? I cannot thank you enough for bringing this to my attention!! Sorry for the excessive punctuation, but this excites me.

Woooow. I never would have thought, reading this article, that the multiples would have won the name lottery in that particular family. Not only will it be 4 vs 1, but it's four relatively harmless names vs bully bait.

Thank you! I love Kumail Nanjiani.

This is not remotely true. I'm using Walgreens' store brand shampoo & conditioner, and they don't have any sulfates (and smell amazing). If the cheapo brands have discovered the benefits of going sulfate-free, you can bet your ass that the expensive ones have already seen the light. Sulfate-free hair care is even…

Exactly.

I kind of noticed this, too. Between this pic and this interview that they did at Sundance together, I'm getting vibes from them. BUT HE'S MARRIED, and it bothers me that this barely puts a dent in my vibe-based excitement.

You can give your child any surname that you'd like, so regardless of whether Tom Cruise officially changed his name, Suri would still be Suri Cruise, since that's what they put on her birth certificate. I always wonder how people resist giving their children absolutely bonkers surnames, just because they can! I guess…

Whoa. Those poor kids.

What the everloving hell are those last two abominations? I've heard of Kyler (unfortunately), but I've been spared seeing the indignities of Kolie and Maccie visited upon innocent children.

Agreed. January Jones's scenes is awful in everything, but most everybody else in that movie was fabulous. To support my argument, may I please present exhibits McAvoy, Fassbender, and Hoult.

I love you.

My mom says the same thing. I don't want to be this hateful, seething mass of jealousy, but SERIOUSLY???? This is why we can't have nice things (like writing careers).

Wow, I never thought I'd enjoy Groban's singing as much as his wit, but this intersection of the two has really worked for me.

I like it when good things happen to good people. From many reports, she seems genuinely nice, when all of those factors combined could have produced a hideous, entitled idiot.