I am very much a fan of this trend of casting Idris Elba in every production, everywhere, and hope it continues for decades to come.

Millions of Floridian grandparents can't be wrong.

Aaah, you people made me look up Ezra Miller, swoon at his sexiness, and then cringe in horror when I saw his birth date. Damn young'uns.

You started out expressing disappointment in Jezebel, and then took it to a personal level. Your second response makes the point you say wanted to make initially, though, and I agree, although I've long since stopped expecting Jezebel to consistently embody its stated feminist goals.

hahaha, love the helpful arrow

Then don't. Please tell me that Jezebel is not the barometer by which you measure your own feminism. This unfunny comment that doesn't speak to your own feminism should not send you into paroxysms of doubt.

By 6 year olds. I'm picturing my nephew and his buddies acting this out, a la the nursery school kids doing the presidential debate, and it's cracking me up.

Remember, people? Not everybody worships Santa.

Maybe it's just because of my crappy vision (the same reason I could never see the hidden text in those optical illusions that were all the rage when I was a kiddo), but I never realized I was supposed to think that these people were looking at themselves. My math skills are right up there with my vision, but I could…

Exactly. I love how you've phrased this.

I cannot wait for the sequel, where he has been silently shadowing her at get-togethers for the last decade and she finally breaks down and tells her husband what a creeper his best mate it. He doesn't respond the way a supportive husband would, so she leaves him for Edris Elba. I'd watch the shit out of this movie.

Toddlers.

Holy cow, that was awesome.

My faux-gangsta brother put that on his fb timeline, and then the internet briefly imploded due to the irony.

Terrific observation, and just the hint of levity that I needed to prevent me from crying while looking at this. Thanks!

When did I try to do that, asswipe? Please note that I was giving examples of things that did not exist when the bill of rights was written, not saying that yesterday's tragedy in any way involved assault weapons.

Are you in a militia? It's more than a bit ridiculous that people are willing to harp on what the Second Amendment says without acknowledging the huge difference between weapons then and now. The founding fathers could never have conceived of assault weapons, armor-piercing ammunition, and freaking school shootings.…

Thank you. "Responsible gun owner" is absolutely a meaningless phrase, and just because people keep saying it, doesn't mean that the definition grows any clearer. Actual responsible gun owners would be in favor of stricter gun control, and not advocate the wanton arming of anybody who can drive to Pennsylvania or…

Right??? Own it, woman. You're the brain/name/face behind several successful shows, and that doesn't just happen overnight. Be proud of your age.

Oh my god!!!! I think that this is why we just found out yesterday that my cousin is getting married today. We couldn't figure out the rush to get married on a fucking Wednesday. I thought she was smarter than that stupid cutesy wedding date bullshit. Bummer.