I'm doing a cookie exchange this week, and I don't think you understand what you just did to the people who will be receiving my cookies.

Doubling down on stupid. It's the Perry Way.

The dance moves aren't weird. They're pretty much what every with it black baptist youth choir I was a part of or saw sing was doing when I was a kid. Seriously.

The reason that she mentioned straighteners was because, without using them, her hair still wouldn't look long in the way the FB commenter most likely meant. It would grow up, and be compact, and still probably not achieve his ideal hair length, unless he was a fan of the 'fro. It was not a non-existent issue, and was…

Hilarious. I gave up on that show after 4 episodes, but I may give it another chance during everything else's winter hiatus.

Google.

Yurp. It's really pro-pregnancy, cause once that kid is sprung, they want NOTHING to do with his or her life. Welfare, insurance for the children of the uninsured, head start? Pffft! Stow it, commie! You had the kid, you pay for it.

I agree. I don't know how anybody could read her actual words and think that she's conflating health and thinness. Magazines and other media outlets routinely give the impression that "health" and "not weighing a lot" are exactly synonymous, but Witherspoon gave an answer that took into account her entire state of…

I didn't know the part about him staying the same age while he's a shapeshifter, but even if that's the case, he will experience those years as an adult while she's growing up. It's like how Edward is a zillion years old but still looks like a high schooler. The weight of his years on earth will leave their mark on…

I can't get a beat on that guy. Sometimes he seems really thoughtful and intelligent, and other times he seems almost painfully obtuse. I know that these qualities can coexist, I just sort of expect more from somebody who has reached this level in his journalism career.

I'm putting this in the video playlist that contains "Pregnant Women are Smug." And all the "it's selfish not to have children" people in this thread should make videos, too, so I could add those as well.

It is tragic that these children died when their parents used this product incorrectly, but I don't believe that forcing the company to issue a recall is the solution. As sad as this whole situation is, user error accounted for these deaths. Baby Matters shouldn't be blamed for the actions of people who weren't…

This is amazing.

Awwww, I loved that. Olivia Olsen still wins because the Love Actually version always makes me tear up, but I'm glad to see that Mariah Carey's voice is still awesome. She, Fallon, the Roots, and those adorable kids look like they had a great time.

Just looked that up. Bananas!

I loved the 2003 Mets, and I've always hated the Yankees. This was a great read!

I don't even watch football and I liked this. Great series, now I'm going to head back and read the earlier entries.

Yes! I love it when my baseless celebrity crushes are validated.

Nope, I'm with you. I hope her husband is amazing, but I wonder if she's in the right place mentally get married. Not only is she a young woman who has been at odds with the precepts of her community for half her life, but she has also been repeatedly raped and mistreated by people who she trusted. And then she had…

Why do your shoes stink? I'm being serious here. Maybe grab some odor eaters or use talcum powder to keep your tootsies from sweating/stinking and then employ this tip? IF that doesn't work for you, get those shoe ball thingies. I know people who swear by them.