I say Feb-u-airy. Feb-ruh-ray must sound lovely, but I'm sure I couldn't accomplish it without sounding like a tool in the midst of a stroke.

My boobage is such that I usually look like a porn star in similar styles, but I would risk it for this dress. Divine!

Thanks for doing the research. That dress is fab and I was wondering who made it.

Agreed. If I lost some body parts in a horrific accident (note to universe: please, no) and I wanted to attribute it to cheese, I would hope that everybody else would leave me and my gouda god alone while we figured that shit out. Whatever helps this woman process what has happened to her is a-okay with me, and it's…

I love the modeling grandpa story! How great. I think it's terrific how he's able to help his granddaughter's business and (seemingly) have fun at the same time.

I wish I could take credit for this, but I read it somewhere else and thought it was apt. Also, this guy at Buzzfeed 1) says that CT looks like a thumb and 2) might be a wee bit miffed that Ryan Gosling wasn't named the Sexiest Man of the Year.

It always cracked me up that she was closer in age to Lorelei than Rory.

It's like the re-remade the Charming Potato/Jonah Hill version of 21 Jump Street. I'd give these two my money way sooner than I'd pay to see those yahoos on the big screen.

I think the reason that so many people benefit from speaking to therapists is the exact opposite of jadedness and isolation. Sometimes the people close to us are too related to our problems to listen objectively. It is also difficult for those who care about us to see us having a rough time without trying to manage or…

Yikes, that guy's a sociopath. It's disheartening that the fact that he has sports talent makes it easy for his employers to overlook his violent nature. Ugh. What was Hope Solo thinking? I wish with all my heart that she is able to get out of this relationship without anything terrible happening to her, but god, this…

Duh.

You're right. There's so much crazy happening there that I didn't even notice those until @CoastDCoast pointed them out. Dear God.

My nephew would definitely be a despot. Heads would roll, starting with anybody who'd ever put him in time out or made him go to bed. I'm pretty sure he'd start his reign of terror by showing that nobody is safe from his wrath, not even his family.

Wow. That's pretty awesome. Why are these super-cool mayors the mayors of places I'd never ever want to live? Newark's an autopass, but while Baltimore has its charms (unintentional, but not sorry), I don't think I could live there full time. Any thoughts on Richmond's mayor (aside from the fact that most people…

I actually agree with you. I've only seen one movie of his, and it was animated. Dude looks GREAT and I will watch him chat with Craig Ferguson any time, but I believe his agent hates him. How else to explain the roles?

You take that back, Lindy! Gerard Butler was awesome in How to Train Your Dragon.

Exactly.

Good idea. I'd love to see people like that have an experience like this http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/europe/09/23/poland.jewish/index.html but I'm not sure that that would happen. Well, one can hope.

Pretty much all of them. 23andme and similar services are messing with a lot of people's perceptions of who they are, and who must therefore considered "other."