You win the internet forever.

I skipped the Campbell link and went straight to the astronauts. I accidentally witnessed all sort of Facebook racist post-election sour grapes, so this just brought me back to an even keel.

When reached for further comment, Huckabee continued, "Water is also wet."

Right on the wall facing the elevator that opens directly into your apartment, à la Siobhán Martin on Ringer.

Matching cardigan and top underneath. Formerly considered the province of ladies who lunch, somewhat reclaimed recently.

Bacon. I was tardy to the bacon party, but now it's the light at the end of my tunnel. On days where I want to throttle only those people who I don't actually want to kill, bacon once I get home is my reward for not actually assaulting anybody.

That's a perfectly cromulent question.

Oh my god. This day. I could shank somebody over a piece of bacon right now.

Keep living. As much as we think the world is going to implode if the candidate we didn't vote for wins, it never happens. I may find a way to "accidentally" punch my friend's smug Republican husband right in the mouth, though.

He is. So sad. Having a ton of bacon with my boyfriend is a dream of mine. This is not a euphemism for sex, although I'd like to have lots of that with my next boyfriend, too.

This is a thing now. Otherwise spendy wedding parties show up in places you wouldn't expect to see them (the subway, in the freaking middle of a busy city street, on the bus, etc) for the photo ops. Their riding the subway may not necessarily be indicative of how much money they were putting into their celebration.

There is so much about Sweden that appeals to me, and while I think I would love living there in the warmer months, I absolutely cannot do 6 months of winter. I survived a (mild, for the area) 4 month-long Montreal winter, and while I love that city, I barely made it through that one. That was my first experience with…

Thank you for adding this gif to my life.

I LOVED this show. It's on my "canceled before their time" list, before High Incident but after Wonderfalls.

You're probably right, but don't get that drunk with her. The moment of clarity will not be worth the years of loathing (on your part, once there is no longer any doubt about her personality).

I thought it was an oblique reference to Eastwooding, and therefore Barack Obama.

"Governor Romney. Is it true that you're going to take us back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back,…

Jesus +1

Scientology's been making great strides in enabling their adherents to travel across space and time. Though they're not ready to go completely public, their emissaries sometimes make it onto tape in this manner.

Whatever. I would not kick him out of bed for marrying Rachel Weisz.