I used non-flouride toothpaste when I was very young because the groundwater where we lived was already so high in fluoride that the addition of more was causing tooth discoloration. Now I get a reasonable amount from city tap water and Crest.

I hate “homeland”; it’s rubbed me the wrong way since I first heard it just after 9/11.

The nearest hospital to me (St David’s North Austin Medical Center) has the all the main signs pointing the way to their children’s ER in Comic Sans.

Spooning, maybe? Just be careful of getting rolled over on.

Still a baby, just not a lap hippo. In fact, getting a baby hippo used to sitting in your lap seems like a good recipe for a broken pelvis by and by.

By the time they get to trial, the rapists, murderers, and thieves are done with providing evidence to the prosecution; this client would be a never-ending stream of new admittables.

Above his pants? So, ridiculing his taste in shirts, neckwear, and hats it is, then!

Mirado Black Warrior or GTFO.

Why don’t the moderate ones condemn these acts of violence...?

I noticed some seatbelts back there; you could probably attach male ends to the underside of the deck and lock it into place using those. Then, it’d still be pretty easy to remove when you need to, but not prone to dislodge easily.

Makes the whole “Napoleon of the stump” thing a bit more titillating.

Top men! The best, biglyest, yuuugest men, many people say! Top. Men.

Please tell me there’s a visual round in which teams must identify vehicles as completely as possible from detail shots. Torch has got to be good for a few tricky Beetle entries there.

When posing for the photo at the top of the article, did you pull out volume 42 intentionally?

How does the late Phife Dawg figure into this this?

Thank goodness someone else noticed this. If the internet is good for one thing, it’s revealing who actually knows what common idioms are, and not just what they sound like.

Having an awesome beer named after him? Bannonbrau sounds like it would suck, though.

I do a 1.5 mile commute on my bike here at the northern edge of Austin, year ‘round, in business casual clothes. A lack of infrastructure sounds like the biggest obstacle in your case, though; my commute crosses major bike-hostile roads, but has dedicated lanes most of the way now.

This is true of Americans in general, if not explicitly, then by our silence in the face of it being done in our name during even the most broadly-supported wars. I doubt Clinton voters are any more enthusiastic about it than Trump voters, although they’re almost certainly more aware of it.

I am frankly astonished that the adticle didn’t mention the pareidolia as a feature.

I am frankly astonished that the adticle didn’t mention the pareidolia as a feature.