I’d love to see a reference, though, to clue folks in.

Those are all on Joe’s playlist, which you can easily hear blasting from the bitchin’ system in his Trans Am due to his liberal use of the t-top in summer.

It’s an excellent take:

Is the sanction only against bulgy cotton cargo shorts? I favor nylon/spandex hiking shorts that have flat zippered thigh pockets for my summer casual needs. Their overall profile is indistinguishable from non-cargo shorts. I guess I’m asking: is the the shape or the function that makes them unfashionable?

Because it’s hard to get a photo of that statue from the front without getting the tower in the shot, too.

Please.

They ought to erect a series of arches with bells on chains hung at just the right height leading up to this underpass to create an audible or possibly tactile (depending on the weight of the bells) alert that you’re not going to make it, and should take another route.

I’m so very glad I’m not the only one who thought that. Is she ca-ca-catching the wave?

Cherokee would be an interesting choice, I think: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherokee_…

I know, right? And that Karl Benz guy, wasting his time with that crude “horseless carraiage” that will never replace noble steeds on the streets or in the field.

Curiel is a Kappa? Can he cane?

That’s the cobbler I go for every time. The Round Rock location’s just not the same, though.

Prince preferred that position to the presidency.

You got me all hopeful that Coopers had, for some reason, opened a location in that suburb. Then I noticed how close together the P and L keys are. Back Llano it is, then.

I once got a water bill for my Social Security number. It took me a moment to recognize the massive sum as that familiar string of digits entered into the wrong field by the billing department.

Well the boys are thirsty in Andalusia, and there’s beer in Bavaria

Haunted House is one of my favorites; the multi-level play is awesome.

Whither the humble but popular Kia Soul? Not off-road-y enough?

Does that motorcycle have a Maserati V8? Or does that Maserati V8 have a motorcycle?

If I recall correctly, in the GATTACAverse the Chrysler LeBaron was made until at least 1999, so it wasn’t all an electroJalop wonderland.