Wait. So, a closed-minded bigot with a poor understanding of how the world works, chose to blame other people for her own stupid actions?

Yes to this. Laughed so hard I literally cried. At work.

i was afraid of that too, but those little whirring tweezers only grab hair and not skin.

Remington Epilator! I use it on my face, pits, pubes, legs... pretty much anywhere there’s hair.

What about bisexuals? Will they only be responsible for half of their total legal fees?

Achieving service on every homo in Anerica is going to be a logistical nightmare.

Pro se plaintiffs are the gift that keeps on giving.

Leo is aging like milk.

I am so vicariously embarrassed for Leonardo Dicaprio, who is disproving the axiom that men age like wine.

i was a bit annoyed with Sansa’s naïveté in the past, but she has become a total badass. Team Sansa.

Littlefinger does love him some Littlefinger.

My thoughts on Littlefinger/Sansa - Dude is not this dumb. He surely, surely knows that Ramsey “Bobby Flay” Bolton is _not_ some sweet, love-struck kid Sansa can wrap around her finger.

Oh, I still love ‘Chasing Amy,’ but, yeah - ugh.

That Kevin Smith tweet is like a more graphic version of all those “My hubby is the best hubby ever! Love him sooooo much!!! #blessed” Facebook statuses - in both cases, your insistence undermines your credibility.

No one is stopping you, Kevin.

Also, Cersei Lannister will never need sunscreen because of all the shade from Margery Tyrell.

I can totally vouch for this.

This sort of petty in-fighting is why a man will never be president.

“If you are unable to get these items, please let us know so we can buy them right away for him.”

Damn, I really want to know if they’re still pushing that awful stuff - I recall there being a lot of knit tops and snow globes? And like, a ton of tacky holiday decor crap.