... I was actually leaning _towards_ buying one?...

Oh, I didn't even see that part. Yeesh!

I will _never_ turn down a genius dermatologist referral.

Retinol helps, but only so much.

Thanks! I feel silly, but man, I'm tempted....

It's actually only like $30. As someone with acne in my thirties, is it totally ridiculous that I'm considering this?

Huh. I thought it was generally prohibited, but I'm obviously not down with the nuances of regulations of private religious employers. Gratzi!

Oh, I'm sure they'd try and position it as sluts on the government teat, but they'd be on shaky ground because tax deductions are generally not seen as an entitlement.

Ooh, I like it! Conservatives would be pissed, because they hate sluts, but they also hate taxes....

Employment Law Jezzies: Does this open the door for a job applicant to be able to ask about an employer's religious beliefs in a job interview setting?

I'm calling my humble-brag list: "Ten Things You Should Never Say to Someone Who is Desperate For You to Know How Goddamn Special They Are."

Ain't no party like a mid-thirties party, 'cause a mid-thirties party ends at ten o'clock.

My one remaining scrunchie lives on my laundry room doorknob. I use it to keep my bras and tights in my pillowcase when I'm doing a load of delicates.

Can we get a follow-up study about the effects of being in your thirties and realizing that the bartenders at all the cool bars no longer recognize you, and that "binge drinking" is now a third glass of wine after the kids go to bed?....

Oh, the Christian one too, for sure. It got lost in the shuffle between Kardashian fans and shoe addicts.

Are they sure they really want to start this? A Barbie fight will only end with a giant six-year-old grabbing them each by the legs and smashing them into each other until she gets bored or it's snack time.

Huh. So Mystery is taking table reservations in Vegas these days?... Sounds about right.

Yeah, I'm not even mad about this. Some of these (chronic illness, adoption) address the very real fact that a lot of people are clueless idiots who will say whatever stupid shit falls out of their mouths without their brain engaged.

Christ, it's amazing how people can intellectually justify their own bullshit.