So... pepper spray, right?

I think I'm most annoyed by the fact that the interviewer doesn't know how to properly write up a shade-throwing celebrity interview.

This. Also, I don't see how suggesting that pregnancy may be a factor in her mood means #YESALLPREGNANTWOMEN are hormone zombies controlled by their capricious fetus overlords.

This. Also, it should be perfectly acceptable to say "I'd love to be a bridesmaid! I can afford to spend $500 on travel and the dress. If that's a problem, I totally understand if you need to ask someone else."

Well, yeah, if the kids are loved and well taken care of and this is her weird thing she does when they're at soccer practice or a friend's house, then it's harmless. I don't get it, but, hey, you do you.

That was my thought - how shitty and scary must it feel for someone who is in junior high or high school and having all the teenage hormones/drama/feelings of doubt and inadequacy that happen at that age to have their mom so absorbed with playing dolls?!

Does she spend the same amount of time and money on, like, her _actual_ kids? If not, this seems to me like a pathological narcissist who misses the feedback of a baby, because babies are easy to view as extensions of ourselves and older people, with their own complex feelings and needs, are harder to deal with.…

I apologize on behalf of my Nana. I've told her a million times that we don't use that term anymore.

ALSO ALL STRANGERS ARE LOOKING FOR THEIR LOST PUPPY! IT'S A TRAP!

That. Is. AWESOME.

And thus, the cycle of (fashion) abuse continues.

See? It's genius!

I think you misspelled "crazy."

That makes me laugh. I made the little resplendent.bastards wear matching traffic cone orange t-shirts when I took them to the zoo, or any place that was over-run with children.

Those too. MK is pretty hideous.

I assume the demographic it's aimed at is not in on the joke. But I've been wrong before.

And their square-tip French manicures.

My understanding is that the VS label will no longer sell non-lingerie apparel, but the brand is spinning off Pink into its own line of stores.

You will still know them by their Coach purses.

Fear not! You can still get ugly, overpriced casual wear courtesy of Victoria's Secret Pink line. Basic bitches, rejoice!