Agreed. The fuck did I just read?!... The author has a lot of mommy issues and some serious internalized homophobia. He is also under the mistaken impression that 1) he is 'edgy' and 2) that his 'edginess' hides his mommy issues and internalized homophobia. It does not.

'Chaotic' was a _complete_ train wreck. I'm not a Britney fan either, but there were times, watching it, when I found myself thinking "Why won't someone turn off the camera, shut this shit-show down, and _help_ this girl?"

I think Britney could sing at one point, early on. But the 'sexy baby' voice worked for her image, and between the physically demanding live performances, the studio enhancements and her personal issues, she stopped focusing on her voice, and can't sing like she used to. It's a skill, like anything else - use it or…

This is the best theory on Britney Spears' popularity I've ever heard.

Look, I'm just saying that it's rude of people to breast feed in places where I'm scooching my bare asshole over the tabletops! It's unsanitary. Please have some consideration for others.

Your feelings are completely and totally normal! Please don't bear yourself up over them. I was also out of work, home with my kids and going to school when they were 2 and 4 and I hated it. Hated. It.

Oh, I agree that they're all three way too invested emotionally and financially to pull back now.

I only play a psychologist on the Internet. But having crazy family helps. :)

I consider myself a sane, reasonable person, but I did notice this dynamic start to creep in when resplendent.husband and I married, and his ex-wife would do passive-aggressive things. It really does lead to a kind of toxic bonding dynamic. I found myself becoming someone I did not like, and it happened so subtly, I…

Having not watched any of these people, it seems like there's a weird, triangular dynamic in play.

Reading Rainbow reboot:

Look, if they can keep refining this sample size down to, like, half of a subdivision in Orange County, these guys are going to definitively prove that marriage cures violence, crime, poverty, homosexuality, autism, SARS, restless leg syndrome, being a little shy at parties where you don't know people, and that dizzy…

In fairness, this book probably also causes diarrhea.

For reals, you guys. That's why they call a tank top an unmarried-friends-with-benefits-beater.

Exactly. The Franco doth protest too much.

I honestly did not know, nor did I care, if James Franco fucked Lindsay Lohan.

Okay, so it was a little fluffy and Hollywood as far as GoT goes, but fuck, I needed a palette cleanser after last week's eye-gouging, skull-crushing, bug-smashing existentialism.

I do remember it being smarter back when I read it in high school, when the trolley car was a nickel.

Candida Royale

I am shocked, shocked, I tell you, at this entirely unforeseeable turn of events.