Gratzi! Will try.

I've always been curious about Bare Minerals, but since I have old acne scars, I need some fairly intense coverage. I thought Bare Minerals, being a powder-type foundation, was probably for people who have great skin anyway and don't really need it, but am I wrong?

Also, an unknown number of people either lose immunity to measles after being vaccinated, or fail to have an immune response to the vaccine, leaving them vulnerable to infection (me, despite having been vaccinated against measles three seperate times).

Jesu's.

I don't know if you're a snob. The excerpts here are really poorly written. This makes the 'cunt punt' letter seem like a well-reasoned and nuanced exercize in prose.

This. I knew pretty much all of the dirty words in elementary school, so I never had any compunction about swearing in front of the little resplendent.bastards.

Oh my God, all thus food sounds completely disgusting. Maybe it's the horrible copywriting? Maybe it's because he's trying to make Applebee's-quality food sound 'edgy'? I don't know.

Alicia Silverstone, this word 'kind' does not mean what you think it does....

Katy, Gurl, I don't know you or your stylist, but anyone who lets you make a TV appearance with two inches of roots growing out from under Heath Ledger's Joker haircut is _not_ your friend.

I take from this video and her marriage to Chad Kroeger that Avril Lavigne is completely immune to embarrassment.

My favorite thing about myself is that I am tough as fuck. I got my college degree and made a career to support myself and my two kids while battling undiagnosed BP1 in a shitty, dysfunctional first marriage.

Or maybe don't flip your shit over an inane and common place phrase.

It's a fugly hat. And being feminist means that while you occaiaionally have to check your privilege, you never have to check your fashion sense.

Given that the father was a previously convicted sex-offender and (presumably) a felon, she may have been the only one in the family who could get a job. She may have been supporting them and regrettably relied upon this guy for child care, either because she had terrible judgment or no other options.

*Breaking: President of the United States reprimands Putin's actions in Ukraine, Crimea; Also demands to know why that baby is outside without a hat*

So... do they still have the Xanax?

It's actually a practice used by Tibetan monks to pull toxins and negativity from the body. You guys have probably never heard about it .

Well put. The knee-jerk, indignant privilege denying in the comment section is disappointing, but not surprising. Because Internet. :/

Yup. Daughter of a veteran who grew up in East Jesus Bootstraps Appalachia. I can trade "My Dad Is So Grizzled..." stories with the best of them. Esquire writer is full of shit.

Kinja fail. Nothing to see here.