'Muffin Penis' my new nickname for resplendent.husband.

No Gaston?! But there's no one in town half as manly - perfect, a pure paragon....

Look, I feel this guy, ok? Like, the only reason I'm not banging Ryan Gosling right now is, uh, because he's not, like, clean-shaven. I mean, guh-ross, am I right? Because I just want to make it clear that I could bang Ryan Gosling, but I choose not to because he falls short of my high standards.

Thank you - I've always felt there was something particularly condescending about 'being a role model.'

Amazing.

Meh, as someone living in the Bible Belt, this is not surprising. People love them some Jesus. shrug

Not surprised - given the amount of planning and executive decision making required to ensure that a household runs smoothly, and given that those tasks fall primarily on women, I don't think it's a huge leap to think that those same skill set could be put to nefarious ends.

Ok, so yelling is bad, but a heavy hand on the shoulder and a whispered admonition to behave in a voice that says "I will fucking END you," is still okay, right?

That was my thought, too - like, there surely wasn't a whole NCIS-style investigation trying to figure this one out, right?

Some Albequerque residents traced the cards back to a woman whose house was decorated with anti-abortion signs rather than Halloween decorations

Cons: This could have been an interesting article that ended up boring as fuck.

No worries - different guy. You should totally tell Brad he looks like Brad Pitt, though. Drinks will be on him all night.

Well, I didn't realize you were single - you should let me set you up with my friend Brad! He's got a bit of a reputation, but he has a great job! Why don't we pencil in an evening for the four of us to have drinks together?

Love this! Resplendent.husband 2.0 and I have spotted a luxury car with the license plate 'ORAL B' driving around town, and we decided together that 'Oral B' is the nickname of an overly-tanned orthodontist named Brad who has prides himself on dating women fifteen years younger, and uses his supposed prowess going…

I guess giving out little boxes of raisins just wasn't shitty enough for her this year?

The whole thing is so... high school... It's kind of weird to read because I remember when my friends and I went through teh dramaz over guys like that, but we were fourteen. It's bizarre that grown-ups our age think like that.

Ooh, I know this! Let's see... It's Cosmo, so the answer is... Stick a finger up his butt!

Yeah, I was leery of all the excitement surrounding the new pope. I've said in conversations with friends that I'm reserving judgment on Pope Francis till he does something about the nest of child molesters entrenched within the church hierarchy.... And lo and behold, the new boss is the same as the old boss, after…

Without clicking through, I bet the woman who came up with this idea is pretty well-to-do. Nobody manifests entitlement like rich people.

'Get over yourself and your stupid magical thinking.'