We'll know that we've reached true equality when gays and lesbians feel free to approach their wedding with the same vulgar sense of entitlement and ingratitude that straight people have.

Ugh. Thus is why we need Planned Parenthood.

I had a similarly challenging experience trying to get the little resplendent bastards vaccinated - the physician's assistant tried to talk me out of it for reasons that weren't super clear, and I had to reschedule numerous times. The whole thing just pissed me off and made me _more_ persistentent. You'd think that…

Damn, I was sure that with 'Yeezus' coming out, they'd name the kid 'Khrist.'

Korean tacos are the fucking best.

"Sexual prime" = too fucking old to date someone who won't get me off.

This is exactly why the conservative emphasis on marriage as a cure for social ills falls short.

Ugh, this so fucking much. And the frustration of being certain that someone is lying to you and not having the knowledge to call them on it is the worst.

As I read these over, I'm pretty certain that these are actually evil space aliens disguised as Republicans, and they have no idea what humor is or how it works.

Ditto 'consuming' women, and add to that him projecting his own self-loathing onto her. He hates himself, he acquires beautiful woman to prop up his ego, he transfers self-hatred onto beautiful woman for being with someone as horridly miserable as him.

I am unable to think of anything so horrible that if it happened to Joe Francis, I wouldn't giggle just a little bit.

Tanner Flake is SO getting sent to bed early for this.

Ah, then we've come full circle, as Tanner Flake is obviously Joffrey Lannister.

"... because I was under the impression that the Internet was still whites-only. Like my country club."

"I am very disappointed that my son got caught doing this."

Oh, I think he's cute too. Unfortunately, I'm too much of a pessimist to think that cute boys who sort of sound like people I could have a reasonable conversation with are the future of the GOP.

Gah. This guy is clearly way too smart and reasonable for the GOP. Five years from now, he'll either be out of the field, or running around telling anyone who'll listen that the HPV vaccine turns your daughters into lesbians.

I wish I could remember which Jezzie put it so succinctly in one of the comments that the issue with the charge is that it makes the fetus, and not the woman, the wronged party, and that there is reason to worry that it could be used to criminalize legal abortions.

Ooh, republican rape bingo! I'm so close - I just need a 'Sanctity of life' and I'm there!

There is something so whiney and snivelly about this "rape pregnancy is rare" bullshit that they're peddling. It's always sounded to me like a half-assed dodge around acknowledging the horror of what exactly they're proposing: