Brazil as a country has a way of ruining the lives of its national team's goalkeepers.

I, um, thought it was compulsory. Isn't it like one of five required rituals?

You know, I live in a time zone where some games are in the am hours, and yesterday I saw 27 June and I thought, oh good, no break. And then early today I realised my mistake and it just ruined my day. Stupid FIFA, can't even give me daily football.

I don't think this argument holds up. Off the top of my head, I don't recall many long-range goals at this world cup.

The problem is that he always threatens to cause a disaster - you can just feel it happen every time he gets the ball in midfield - and more often than not, he succeeds. He just had an off day today.

This happens every single game in La Liga. It has pretty much no influence on anything.

Awful defending killing the Americans right now.

You can start here.

You know what man, I'm not the biggest fan of your writing, and I think you do pretend to know more than you do sometimes...but that. That was a devastating blow. Kudos.

They're never going to hire you buddy so just give it a rest.

Great work as always Tim.

Nope. Keeper had no chance.

Why did Suarez sign with Torino?

I'll keep my mouth shut next time.

Happy to report that Brazil are getting killed right now.

Didn't really need the negative Brazil axis.

It could just be the broadcast I'm getting, but the stadium seems eerily quiet today. Seems the Chileans fans are not that worried about facing Brazil.

I'm not American, but as a futball fan, I would say the proportion of people who are in it for the game is more or less the same everywhere.

No, you're just an idiot.

Wrong. When you lose the ball in midfield so badly and so unexpectedly, your defensive shape is totally off and there isn't time to regroup. That's why quick counter-attacks are so effective. It was most definitely no-one's fault but Bradley's.