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The minimalist movement is getting completely out of hand.

wat

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[sic] burns no less.

Uh, why?

And how exactly am I supposed to find a fetus in time for the game?

You are the worst kind of hypocrite.

NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU THINK.

NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU THINK.

NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU THINK.

NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU THINK.

NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU THINK.

NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU THINK.

I SAID NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU THINK YOU SELF-CENTRED EGOTIST.

Nobody cares what you think.

How awesome would it be if we made this comment by Captain Obvious here the most starred comment in DS history?

So you ruin his career for a cheap laugh? Keep it classy Deadspin.

And thus begins the phasing out.