Pepe isn't playing so that seems unlikely.

You are the worst.

Oh God, is it group H day already? Better get some coffee brewing.

In fairness, only idiots fail to realise that cheating implies trying to get away with it.

Ah, thanks.

Great game not to have an open thread for guys.

All of the above. 'his' referred to Aguero, who is Maradona's daughter's ex.

Oh man, utterly devastating for Iran. They played so well and actually had the better chances. Just cruel.

I think that was his daughter.

Fantastic.

Given the ludicrous no-call on the penalty shout, I'd say you're right.

It's like, I want this game to suck so I would have a good excuse to walk away, but it's very watchable. So I guess I'm sticking with it. Dammit.

Ecuador with a strong entry for best goal celebration, with head-coach and assistant-coach showcasing their 'We Have Scored But It Is Hopeless' number. Soapy, poignant, Latino. 8/10

Dammit I know this game is going to be terrible but I can't look away.

I know Gerrard headed it, but if it glanced off Cavani's head first it's still offside.

Are you sure Cavani didn't touch it? Looked to me like he did.

Don't you guys fact-check these things before publishing them? It was the linesman that scored the second.

This is a really fantastic game. The first half just flew by.

The second half was probably the best half of the tournament so far.

To be fair, the Ivorians are making his life difficult with their incessant whining and cheating and foam-mark manipulating.