Ooooh so close. One fewer word and that first sentence would have been perfect.

Can't tell if this is a joke, but if it isn't, then you're clearly severely jelly. Don't be jelly.

It might work because international squads have no way of adapting to it (through repeated exposure) the way clubs have.

Oh. I see they brought Wayne Brady back. That's...great.

Didn't do anything on purpose. As I said, may have been a consequence of Ghostery.

I can read it now. The look still feels off though.

I am able to read it, although I suspect the aesthetics are not what they should be.

I've had this problem for several months now. Usually you can get the gist of what's being said from the rest of the article. Kinda difficult with this one.

I did not, but where is the logic in firing someone for having violent children? I don't know much about Jerry Remy the person, but I feel he is more worthy of sympathy than contempt. The guy has terrible health and two (three?) kids in prison; sure they're criminals but they are still his kids and he cannot but love…

What? Why step down? Why should he be punished for what someone else did? I'd personally hate to see him go. This is a classic pairing.

Biggest surprise here is that Jerry Remy is working.

I'm not sure I understand this joke.

I know this isn't the place, but here's a younger little girl achieving a much more impressive (non-sporting) feat, thus making her n times more annoying. Couple this with her almost intentionally uptight accent, and you may consider yourself to have witnessed Peak Annoying.

For God's sake Boston, get your act together. Who organises these things, an elementary school teacher?

Which is different from everyone else how?

Seeing as this is the equivalent of daylight robbery, the solution is simple: everyone there should collectively stop paying taxes.

You make it sound like he's the only generous person out there. Every player is generous. The difference is his generosity is cynically choreographed by his agent and sponsors with the sole purpose of increasing his popularity so he can sell whatever the hell he sells. You see, it's people like you that make his…

As it should be.

Personally I prefer the shot where he looks crushed after Atletico scored their...[has something whispered to him]...Oh.

Now now let's not say things we might regret. Those Kyocera printers are awesome.