I would call them morons, in the same category as people who buy get-rich-quick books and self-help bullshit. The shiny Bel Air that their father drove to church on Sundays suddenly became a flashy symbol of... something? Why were the fifties cool, exactly? And then they decided that any worthless, late-90s,…

If they ever actually fought, I think Russ would literally dismember Durant.

“Pardon me. Would you have any Grey Poupon?”

Likely you would be using tires that are already perfectly balanced and require no weights. High-end tires like this have a bit of extra rubber in one spot to counter-balance the valve stem. As for throwing things out of balance at speed, everything is going to increase in weight in lock-step, so it will remain in…

Eric back there trying to remember the last time he fed the woman he’s got chained up in a shipping container out by the port.

You must be a Trump supporter. It’s ok we understand.

This is what happens when a bunch of old dudes want to get in a dick-measuring contest, but no one wants to actually drop their drawers and show off their dead flaccid wieners.

What goes around comes around.

Should’ve been you, Curt Schilling.

Group text:

Because I’m a dick. Welcome to Deadspin for the first time.

I thought about mentioning the Palumbo/Piana connection but decided against it.

HHH is a juicer?! What’s next, Jinder Mahal and his 2007 Test body isn’t the result of, as Ric would say, intensified beef products?!

Exactly it all comes down to accounting. Mclaren, Merc, Renault, Ferrari, and Red Bull all have bigger companies that can off load costs to and the accounting lines.

Hayden was a family friend. You still got my star. I’m going to hell.

+2 grassy knoll

Where did I explain away his ALDS performance as an anamoly in the comment you responded to? I didn’t even discuss his ALDS performance! In fact, even if you were to expand to my other comments, my only descriptions of his ALDS performance used the phrases “struggled mightily” and “did not look good.” I even suggested…

They’re both real. He goes through ups and downs (like all hitters). My point very clearly is that you can’t abandon him just because he had a downturn because then you’ll miss on the potential for great returns when he’s on the upswing.

That’s not a bad theory, but the vast majority (12 by my count) of these HRs came off established veterans or young pitchers who have had success and were not “breaking in” types. Here’s the list for his last 15 HRs: Marcus Stroman (2), Jake Faria, Trevor Cahill, Jake Junis, Ryan Tepera, Marco Estrada, Bartolo Colon,…