Her “impulsive tweet” contains no actual opinion. Merely an explanation of how the world works.

This is now the second time in a month that ESPN has fallen on its face while trying to discipline one of its biggest personalities for daring to talk politics on Twitter.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

I just love the concept of how many guys had to agree to this before the game even started and just how well it comes across. These kinds of celebrations just make you smile.

If you look at your last paragraph in a different light then it practically answers your question.

I was 10 when that angle happened, very much in a “I know wrestling isn’t REAL real, but, like maybe a little?” phase and I also thought FOR SURE they had just shown a murder on Monday Night Raw.

This will be our revenge for 2007 and those damn midges.

Fun fact. I watched the end of the no hitter on ESPN (if I remember correctly). On the same night Ricky Henderson broke Lou Brock’s stolen base record and proclaimed himself the greatest player of all time. Humble Ricky

It’s a fucking video game.

Fuck this guy. Brian McCann, Dustin Pedroia, and Brett Gardner didn’t fight their entire careers so this asshole could smile after hitting a dinger. These warriors take the game seriously, as should this career minor leaguer.

Carlton seems loony, but his 27 wins in 1972, on a team that only won 59 games all season, remains maybe the most remarkable single-season stat I can think of. He pitched 30 complete games that year. I know this is a ranking of 300-K seasons, but I feel like those numbers push his measly 310 K’s into the top 5 of all…

Steve Carltons 1972 season cannot be overstated.

Too small a frame, which with his delivery caused his shoulder to give out early (Lincecum is a close modern analogue). He dominated and is still the GOAT with what he had, but his natural composition and mechanics were never meant for long-term use.

Nolan Ryan and Randy Johnson weren’t human they were some kind of machines designed for pitching

Of course you’re wrong; it should have been your first thought.

Your take is garbage.

No, the Yankees are not at fault.

This is a bad take

Among those modern (mostly boring) cars, the Countach looks like it teleported directly from fucking outer space. Imagine how it looked next to K-Cars.

Nice to see that Dougie is just as much of a giant tool as always. Complaining about the sound of a classic Italian air horn? Seriously?