And let’s not forget how bad the attendance numbers look once you account for the fact that Philip Rivers’ family is responsible for filling half of the seats.

Nice of the team to let Homeless Conor McGregor answer some questions.

If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.

All adventure bikes are hideous.

I certainly hope, if there is a financial judgment in Papa’s favor here, the judge awards it niggardly.

An NFL owner that does something [record scratch] good?

Taxes are inherently good. They are a check on oligarchy, aristocracy, and power. The fact that, over the past 50 year’s taxes have gone down and income differentials have gone up is no coincidence, it’s causation.

I'm so sick of David. He wastes space, galavanting around the site as if he belongs and brings some value, instead he just makes himself look small and contrarian. 

Chef: MY MOM

Wow. That’s some heavy shit. I wish I’d known about this before the match. When Shaqiri scored and stripped his jersey off, I thought only of the announcers I’d heard during Stoke matches giving him stick for being a selfish player. This explains a HELL of a lot. Responding to fans who are mocking you with t-shirts of…

You know, Based upon the evidence, I’m starting to think this guy might just be an asshole.

“Jesus, leave me out of it for chrissakes.”

♫ God bless America... land that I luff... dah dah dah dah, hmm hmm hmm, to the thing with the thing over there. Hmm hmm hmm hmm, hmm hmm prairies, hey Melania, is that snow? God bless America... la la la no. ♫

Marc-André Fleury is also guaranteeing that the Golden Knights will not be visiting the White House either.

Counterpoint- he’s a walking anal fissure and moral cesspool that deserves all the scorn he gets.

Actually it’s not booing, they’re chanting “Ruuu” haha just kidding, they were totally booing that bag of shit.

Nah, GS is going to win because they are the better team (injuries aside) -and- CP3 is hurt.

Lemme check my notes: so you have to stand for the anthem out of respect, but it’s cool to mock Vietnam vets for being POWs.

That top image makes it look like he’s forcing Jeff Bezos to smell his belly button.

Hopefully Richie racked that dumbbell afterwards, I don’t want to think he’s an asshole or anything.