“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Good lord, put down the crack pipe.

I don’t think I could ever come up with a more savage phrase to describe a basketball player than “he is basically just Chris Childs right now.” Damn!

Thaaat’s it. There’s the jinx I was looking for. Thank you, Barry.

Dear Johannes,

Yet another intrusion of privacy by a Bay-area entity.

GTI / Golf R or Focus RS all day over this. I can never get over how ugly and disproportionate this car is.

Here in the modern world, we SET the limits at 80mph. One day the east coast may advance from the middle ages.

THANK GOD.

Brian France screwed NASCAR with gimics, and now that its on a downturn, he is trying to unload it. Good thing his grandfather and father are dead, because they would kick him out of the family for what he has done.

Way to rub salt in the wound by making Dodger fans break out their dictionary before even being able to start reading the article.

I have nothing but great memories working here and covering four World Series, three Super Bowls, three NBA championship runs, a Stanley Cup and two U.S. Opens.

LeBron could dig up Rob Ford’s corpse and leave him courtside with a crack pipe and it would be less disrespectful than what he does to them in the game.

rude to just murder an entire city like that on live tv

And the Mariners still lost. 16 strike outs and they still lost.

COTA is a boring race track and other series are already abandoning it due to poor turnout.

Oh, he’s aware

If Shaq really wants to save $ with this method, let it get to zero then put in the twenty bucks of gas. By keeping the tank at most 1/4 full, he’s transporting less weight than a 3/4 full tank. The engine doesn’t have to work as hard [i.e., is more efficient] and he saves money.

It’s as if Daft Punk fucked the Village People