“Now we’re just talking about optics instead of actual football.”

Why are those soccer players wearing helmets?

“10-9, #19" - Adalaide Byrd

Did I just watch Stephen A Smith telling someone to calm down?

find the closest house fire and dive inside it.

learn to take a joke and maybe the world won’t implode because you can laugh at something

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

That same coyote went on to eat 2 puppies, 3 kittens and a pet bunny that week.

Unrelated

Well, he’s more on the business side... wait, he never ran a business. Uhh... well, for legal questions... wait, he doesn’t have a law degree. Umm... well, you see...

He’s a coma surviving, ambulance-ridin, doctors orders abidin’, nurse kissing, still-alive son-of-a-bitch!

The worst part is that they were this close with so little time to prep and actually run. The driver that did the 7:01 was only brought in the day before he did that 7:01 lap, had a 30 minute window for an empty track and only had that single hot lap before the tire blew and wrecking the car.

Ah yes, Rick Flair. I remember his classic matches with Hank Hogan and Andrew the Really Tall Guy.

the jurors for this case are going to be paid more than SB Nation site managers

Osweiler certainly has what it takes to be a QB on an NFL roster. He’s so tall that even if he knelt for the National Anthem, most fans would think he was still standing up.

Trump’s base isn’t voting for a Jew to be President or VP.

It makes me happy that they are unhappy. I don’t care if that makes me a shitty person.

This comment is entirely true all anyone needs to know about that dumbass fight. Mayweather is a masterful defensive fighter with a major incentive to carry McGregor for a few rounds. Put McGregor in with someone good who also has an incentive for a fast KO and it will be like an early Tyson fight. GGG wouldn’t even…

If you put up some fundie Christians on that card I’d pay way more than $100 to see it.

If that fight happened, they might as well have Christians v Lions on the undercard.