But who is going to provide the window-shopping service for Amazon now?

Okay, now he’s ready to run for president.

Oh man, I had a 8pm flight up Minneapolis delayed for an hour and I had about 2 1/2 hours to kill at the bar. Got hammered, almost missed the flight, and find out that I am the only person in the entire Exit Row section. No one within 3 rows of me. I spread out like an absolute asshole.

but he didn’t... nor did he even try to get people from both sides of the aisle in a room together after Sandy Hook. This is already more than Obama ever did about school shootings. I’m no Trump fan, but it is mind-blowing reading assholes like you who can’t see how much of a good thing this was.

Russian Oligarch: “Was accident. Very Sad”

And don’t be afraid to make Superman a square- that’s his charm- it’s what makes him human.

“I’m going to look at memes on my phone now because killing time that way sounds better than small chat with you.”

You get out.

Thoughts and prayers

Accurate right down to the teeth

The horse-talking person has all the mental faculties of a horse in a person’s body (and vice versa).

She french fries the entire way down. I watched three times just to be sure. Doesn’t pizza even once. This woman should be on a stamp.

Yo, what are you talking about? She makes it all the way up to the blue line five out of six times, doesn’t fall down, SKIS BACKWARDS, and doesn’t degrade herself or her country with showboating theatrics. Just good, clean skiing. Give this woman the Gold medal for efficiency and self respect.

And you mentioned Chicago specifically because....?

I’ve actually stayed in a coffee shop a grand total of, I dunno, maybe one time in the last 5 years. The tablet and laptop people were there, but they were quiet, so who cares?

After all, J.K. Rawling didn’t need free WiFi to write Harry Potter.

Thoughts and prayers were reported near the scene at 3:20 PM today.

Just remember we can’t talk about gun control after school shootings. It hurts the NRA’s feelings.

“Great Job Internet” praising redundancy?