Apparently theaters like this Custer lot of money to operate.

The Alamo is closing locations? What a Crocket of shit! 

Skolnick? Doesn’t he play Jesus rock?

If Tracii Guns and Alex Skolnick are multi-millionaires in the year of our lord 2020, I need to reach out to them for investment advice.

I wonder if he’ll still think this after the Snyder cut is released?

Yes, but the BBC blasts out a tremendous amount of publicity when a show comes back, actors make the talk show rounds, there are social media posts, there are radio ads, tv ads, internet ads. Adult Swim was not promoting Venture Bros. in the same way that the BBC promotes a show returning 2 years after its previous…

I knew Crash Bongload: Shitkicker Ph.D. was fake I still had to google it to make sure.

To be fair, the pilot for Crash Bongload: Shitkicker Ph.D. showed a lot of promise.

Or just moves to Omaha and becomes Mrs. Gene Takavic, a shut-in with a taste for Cinnabon.

I’ve always suspected Better Call Saul and Breaking Bad shared the same universe, and this article leads me to believe my theory may hold water!

Every time my brother the lawyer said that if I documented everything well and followed guidelines I would win any suit that came up I reminded him that my goal wasn't to win a lawsuit, it was to not be sued in the first place.

goes on for enough time to be tedious, but not enough for it to come around to being funny again.

The “God” character kept being compared to Zeus, but considering his coupling with that planet’s version of Gaia, he seemed a lot closer to Uranus.

Guy is absolutely the greatest success of the Food Network’s “The Next Food Network Star” series and they’ve never been able to duplicate him despite trying many times.

the one in question:

Fundraiser, you say?...

Honestly, the Bechdel story made me laugh so hard I cried. Actual tears welled up, I laughed so hard.

Here is my comment, white person reading this. Go back up and read this essay again. Think about it. Then don’t say shit, because truly you ain’t got shit to say.

Anyone else think that the 50% off guys are young Badger and Skinny Pete?

This is the moment. The turn. Jimmy and Saul are fighting for control, and this is where Jimmy finally loses. Look at the suit - it’s mostly Jimmy, fairly understated and clean, well tailored, with a nice shirt. But the tie & pocket square, that’s all Saul. The ice cream is classic Jimmy. The earpiece, totally Saul.