This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

BUT WHY WUD I WATCH FOOTBALL WHEN THEM SPOILED BRAT MILLIONAIRES R DISRESPECTIN MY COUNTRY AND THE MEN AND WOMEN WHO DIED SO THEY COULD KNEEL AND BENGHAZI AND EMAILS AND BLACK PEOPLE AND OH NO I DONE SHIT MY PANTS

That sounds like a stretch. Even assuming the absolute worst about Tarantino, if he wanted to arrange a stunt to flat out kill someone... that would be possible. You wouldn’t bet on something unpredictable like a car losing control and hitting a tree.

In the UK it’s ‘Autocar Repair, Autocar Replace’ on their radio jingle. This was constantly on Radio Aire at a time I worked in a charity shop.

Did you really think anything about this motherfucker would ever not be weird?

Brady gets an injury that takes him out of the game but is not career threatening, and the backup sets numerous Super Bowl records in a complete anihillation of the Eagles. In other words, he gets Bledsoed. Bonus points if the announcers say sub is the future of the franchise and Brady needs to retire after the game.

I’m pretty sure we all get “The Curse of Colonel Sanders” after eating KFC

He created the Daleks.

Whew.

Let’s just breakdown what we’re working with here.

The Democrats biggest weakness is that they care what Republican voters think about them.

And the fact is, Brady is going to get PI/Holding calls and Bortles is not. It’s not fair. But Rodgers, Big Ben and Brees would have the same advantage.

“after the game”

I think you meant “literally the play after gifting them their only offense of the half”

Doctor: How many fingers am I holding up?

Gronk Questionable to Return

Those are Irish Hellos.

Pile on the quarterback? I think he avoided that on the fumble.

I sincerely hope in my lifetime a Houston NFL team makes it to the Super Bowl. I don’t care if they win. I just want an appearance. The Oilers never made it, and the Texans... well... let’s just say I’m not terribly optimistic about them.

I guess Marcus Williams isn’t paying for a beer when he’s in Minneapolis anytime in the next, ooh, thousand years.

Never trust stories, only trust video of such incidents, Cian is believing.