How can someone be simultaneously insufferable and wonderful at the same time?

It will be the Puerto Ricans fleeing their abandoned island who will flip Florida. They are citizens who can vote unlike Haitian refugees.

Best tweet I saw read:

Huckahump cancelled tomorrow’s presser. This may be too much even for her to come up with bullshit for.

trumps going to disown Eric, adopt Stephen, marry Ivanka, kill Jared and fuck Bannon.

I remember when the AV Club used to live-chat these things. But I remember a lot about the AV Club. (I’m in a mood because I read the second-to-last entry in A History of Violence again earlier, and it reminded me of what things used to be like.)

Is anyone happy with this talentless hack?

Agreed and still has way better reviews and articles than the ass-clowns working at a magazine that pretty much has no true relevancy in the past 25 years.

Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots?

False: We actually have laws for incidents involving one person convincing another person to commit murder. It’s still murder. Fuck off.

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger is to blame. The person who called the fake incident into the police is to blame. The person who passed along the victim’s address is to blame.

So I actually ate there a few years ago while touring the city with mom and pops.

There were plenty of gaps. Clara kept going home between episodes, and according to Bill, there were at least fifty years when he was guarding Missy’s vault.

And the meek shall inherit the Earth.

The Sopranos and The Shield are two shows I will probably watch and rewatch yearly for the next eighty years. I am of course assuming I will make it to my hundred and teens.

I’d like to point out that today is Lemmy’s 72nd birthday.

Happy Canadian MLK Day!

Rapaport is inarticulate, but happens to have a point.

David missed it; he was taking a dump that made him feel like he slept for 12 hours.

I just pack a 12 inch Subway Italian cold cut any time I fly. Buy it on the way to the airport or get it the night before and throw it in the fridge. It holds up well to being stuffed in a daypack, is satisfying, and is the only thing worth eating on the Subway menu. I tuck into that halfway through the flight as…