I got my ancestry DNA results this week and I have a half brother. Two actually, I already knew they existed but I’ve never had a name. I was adopted at birth, I only know a little about my mother but I found her whole family pretty quickly. I contacted a great aunt who confirmed my “1st cousin/close relative” match…

Lord of the Rings nails! And a tension headache  :/

... That was his solution to a bad day? Jesus. I have a friend who dated someone who sent her a video of him ejaculating, and when she didn’t respond (because it was weird) he sent her a remix... of him ejaculating in slow motion. She dumped him soon after.

Bucky pupdate! He was sick after our longest car ride adventure (25mi away). I chalked it up to too much excitement/potential car sickness... But then he puked again the following day. Given he still hasn’t had his final shots and the threat of parvo scares the ever loving crap outta me, we ended up going to the vet.…

Can we just ban people who don’t keep their dogs on leads outside of parks from having them?

I finished the sweater I started working on in the spring, then had to take a break because of the heat. It’s not done done, I still have to weave in all the ends, but it’s so goofy, I love it!

Been a homeowner for a month. I did now know it was even possible to spend this much money this fast.

This essay should be FAR more widely read:

This is right after the divorce case nearly got dismissed entirely due to lack of paperwork, of all things

Riley has been the boss of him since the day she was born.
Good that he understands that. 

I’m over ten years older than Curry, and I’m shocked at the night/day difference between him and my dad.

Absolutely horrific, but sadly not surprising. These are the people wanting to repeal the 19th amendment. Wishing to silence us -much like children in olden times, they like women to be seen and not heard.

I’m glad things are better!

I’ve heard nothing but good things about her from my female colleagues who’ve done those Capitol One commercials.

I love those commercials. Her highlights look so perfect in them. Every time I see them I daydream about asking my stylist to recreate them. But I haven’t done it, because I also worry that with my straighter hair, the look will end up more “Melania” than “Jennifer.”  And then I’d have to throw myself off a bridge.

fucking THANK YOU. It’s not a character flaw to want the people you love to stay alive, while taking care of your own health and keeping the distance you need to stay well. 

Denise was a goddamn saint. She took the next wives KIDS when she went into her tail spin to give them a stable environment.

Denise Richards is another superstar that Charlie Sheen does not deserve. 

Jennifer Garner seems to value keeping the father of her children alive. More stories about celebrity compassion, please. Even if you have to make them up.

But this means you get to plan for next year. Imagine: you could be there when Emma wins her 4th championship!