Get the chocolate-covered Mint Oreos and put them in the fridge/freezer! They taste almost exactly the same.

That looks awesome. The hot tub combined with the view is definitely vacation goals. I couldn’t live in a place like that but for a mountain vacation? Fuck yes.

We booked this country ass place in Gatlinburg for May. I fucking love Gatlinburg. Any other kitsch lovers?

I bought a nice-ish bottle of tequila from Trader Joe’s on Friday and I’m trying new cocktails. I had to go to Tijuana for a work thing a few weeks back and they had some good (expensive in America) stuff there, and I’ve been wanting more. Anyway, I found out Smith’s supermarket liquor section doesn’t have Cointreau…

Oh finally. Been waiting around for the social to start. So last week I broke up with my SO and was quite upset about that. This week, aside from not knowing what exactly to do with myself of a Friday night, I’m coming to grips with things. Realizing that I was right, and remembering the reasons. Accepting that I may…

1. I am having a c-section in 3 weeks and 5 days. Third wee girlie will be here so soon. Praise be because my back and pelvis are non-functioning at the moment.

To any Jezebelers living in New York:
https://www.facebook.com/events/354339515046664/

Please read this profile of WV state Sen. Richard Ojeda, retired Army major and congressional candidate who’s making Trump country rediscover the labor struggle and rekindling its alliance with the Democratic Party:

Buster Dog says ‘Welcome to the Animals in Bow Ties’ club.

Please see someone immediately if you’re short of breath. 14 days is long for the flu. Especially if you’ve still had fevers. Hope you feel better.

Hey, I’m a nurse at a family practice. We have been seeing tons of post flu infections. If you are still this sick you might want to go be checked out. This flu has been causing normally healthy people to develop pneumonia.

Sorry I haven’t been around as much. I was having tech issues with kinja. I finally fixed them. I have been going through something. On Christmas Day, I had to have emergency surgery to have my appendix removed. It happened so fast.

I found a clearance rack while my wife was shopping at the pet store. So this happened.

In ‘Grief is weird, it’s been a month’:

I’m 33 weeks pregnant, baby’s feet are lodged squarely under my ribs, and all I want to do right now is pop open a bottle of The Bean Pinotage and say a jolly “no need, thanks” when someone offers me a glass for it.

Certainly sounds like it.

And in the US, pitted cherries and olives generally have “May contain pits” on the label, because the pitting machines don’t get 100%.

I had a friend who was good friends with his daughter back in (I think) late 80’s or so and they used to chase him around the yard screaming “Cornelius” to annoy him. Apparently it worked. He hated it.

I LOVE Nicole Byer. Her podcast “Why Won’t You Date Me?” is also pretty great. So happy to see her popping up in more and more places.

I sent him this message “no1curraboutyurbonerseriouslyno1 “