It are signs like this and similar ones I have experienced with my exes that I am SO grateful that those people are in my past. The stress was unbelievable - the gaslighting and then seriously believing it was all me and my fault until now I see clearly that there were just so many red flags. I am single now and can…

Hey y’all still in NOLA, Mardi Gras was amazing. Walked with Sainte Anne’s Society, got my pic in the Times-Picayune photo stream of the group. Dunno how or why, I was merely masked and sparkly, not costumed. SAS is a bunch of costuming GENIUSES, really a sensory and creativity overload.

I feel validated tonight. I’m watching Veep, and there is a running joke about menopausal women and wearing Eileen Fisher, which is something I observed a while ago on jez, and now I feel like I’m fuckin brilliant. (I’m menopausal, as a disclaimer. But nope to me wearing EF.)

Apologies if anyone else has already pointed this out, but just so we’re all aware Sally Field is trying to set up her son with Adam Rippon via twitter and it’s simultaneously the cutest and the most embarrassing mom thing ever.

Sounds like someone’s resume for a White House job. Although I have pretty radical views on beef-fed grass. Watch for my newsletter.

I had a surreal experience today. I’ve been looking for some lamb offal and found this place that had the organs I needed. One of their newsletters came out and I thought it was a bit extreme, offensive, and overall tacky in tone. Then looking through the blog on their website I notice they often cite a very…

I had a baby you guys! She was born on February 14th, she’s a hilariously good baby and my c-section recovery has been a freaking dream. We’re already home after only 2 days in the hospital! Here’s a picture because I’m dying to show her off!

Hell, I’m surprised he didn’t insist this was all being orchestrated by Jezebel to smear him. lol

Yeah, that’s really dialed down the schadenfreude this lesbian shitass would otherwise be feeling right now.

#JezbianShitass4Lyfe

I will forever be a Lesbian Shitass!!!

He was on the Today show defending himself a couple weeks ago and I just kept yelling “STOP RUINING EVERYTHING” at the TV.

I feel terrible for his victims (and there have GOT to be more than just these two, there always are) but watching him finally become relevant to the current conversation in the exact opposite way he’d like is filling me with laughs.

Lesbian shitasses 4eva

Lesbian Shitasses! LOL, those were the days.

The glee I feel about Scott Baio getting dragged through the mud like this is unmeasurable.

No but I’m curious!

oh, we sure do

After 10 years as a freelancer, I accepted a full-time job with regular hours, so instead of spending my Saturday night working until 2:00 in the morning, I am sitting around in my underwear, eating B&J’s New York super fudge chunk, and about to watch the episode of “ER” where Dr. Greene dies and bawl my eyes out.…

This reaction is everything we could have hoped for.