No idea, but the thought is an old one.

Inside every poor person is a millionaire just waiting to get out. They just need a better attitude.

The life of a Golf Channel Tweeter is intense.

2 am- the bar is closing...you don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here...

This is well within #deepspeculation territory, I’m afraid sir

...mmmmmm-sensual...

Loved the soundtrack.

Ya had me halfway through the first paragraph <3

Fuck that, lock all the doors and change a bunch of laws while the puffy peacocks are still looking for their mittens. I wonder if it was the same story over at the Supreme Court and the House (probably would have heard about it).

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DAD SAID IF _____ SCORES A HAT TRICK, WE GET A HUMAN SLAVE

The streets aren’t a warzone, regardless of how much post-Iraq tactical gear police departments purchased at firesale prices from the feds. Cops should be guardians, not warriors. And I don’t see any soldier’s unions publicly turning their backs on civilian leadership for the media.

Alyssa Rosenberg, c/o The Washington Post

I’m just amazed that we can breed dogs and fruit now. Fucking science, man.

I have to think original Simpsons writer and former Masshole Conan O’Brien couldn’t resist.

It’s northern border, yes. It’s clear you are intractable, so good day to you.

Apple: Canada, population 35 million, subject to extreme snow conditions for 300 years, in typically icy northern latitudes.

It’s funnier watching Canadians try to compare apples to oranges.

Revolution Number Antichrist