No idea, but the thought is an old one.

Inside every poor person is a millionaire just waiting to get out. They just need a better attitude.

The life of a Golf Channel Tweeter is intense.

2 am- the bar is closing...you don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here...

This is well within #deepspeculation territory, I’m afraid sir

...mmmmmm-sensual...

Ya had me halfway through the first paragraph <3

Fuck that, lock all the doors and change a bunch of laws while the puffy peacocks are still looking for their mittens. I wonder if it was the same story over at the Supreme Court and the House (probably would have heard about it).

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DAD SAID IF _____ SCORES A HAT TRICK, WE GET A HUMAN SLAVE

The streets aren’t a warzone, regardless of how much post-Iraq tactical gear police departments purchased at firesale prices from the feds. Cops should be guardians, not warriors. And I don’t see any soldier’s unions publicly turning their backs on civilian leadership for the media.

Alyssa Rosenberg, c/o The Washington Post

I’m just amazed that we can breed dogs and fruit now. Fucking science, man.

I have to think original Simpsons writer and former Masshole Conan O’Brien couldn’t resist.

Revolution Number Antichrist

The mind, it wants closure. And some will believe anything to get it, often to the detriment of the species. Weird paradox.

Not today, red fern. Not today.

thank you!