Wendy is the lowest of the low. A garbage person if there ever was one.

That sounds like fun for the clothing alone! I’m sure it was a blast in general, too. Little jealous, but glad you got to go!

So glad the eagle came back to try and finish the job

i voted for gore in 2000 but told everyone i voted for nader so as not to ostracize myself from the communities of portlandia.

In eighth grade I challenged my science teacher on evolution... and I felt this simultaneous pride (I hope Jesus saw me do this) and deep shame (I think she might be right that we weren’t created by god in a week). I figured it all out my freshman year of high school, thank the baby Jesus. I have thought about…

I accepted my $20 prize for first place in the “Best Pro Life Poster” contest at my Catholic high school.

Ditto. Got sucked into it thanks to Ron Paul. Thankfully it only lasted a couple years. Now I view Libertarianism a lot like Communism. Good in theory, terrible in the real world.

I’m now putting all the blame for, “Bush, the Sequel” on you. May your nightmares be filled with millions of hanging and dimpled chads.

I accepted a while ago that the only way I’m going to manage to become vaguely non-awful is by trying every awful thing I don’t realize is awful yet and then regretting it at 3am for the rest of my life.

supported Bush in 2004 bc i was a hardcore Evangelical in high school. my reasoning was something along the lines of, “well good Christians should support other good Christians.” i was 16 and an idiot.

i was also pro-life and didn’t know what to make of homosexuality. slut shamed people, went to Third Day concerts, was…

I sang in the D.A.R.E. choir.

When I was in second grade my friends and I made up a club called Save the Animals. We made flyers with assorted conservation and recycling tips and then xeroxed tons of copies and passed them out door to door. Also, we spent a long time gathering together crickets and putting them in a hole before winter for reasons…

I thank the political gods that my brief flirtation with libertarianism occurred before I had any real influence in the world. Didn’t stop me being an asshole for a year or two in college, though.

Julianne was in a protest group “whose goal was to decentralize the male domination of mosh pits and make shows more fun!”

I’m pretty embarrassed to admit this, but I was once anti-choice. I was a born-again christian asshole. I spoke at a dinner, there’s video of me at the age of 19 on a christian talk show, marched at an anti-choice event. I do my penance now by giving money every month to Planned Parenthood and having an abortion every…

Libertarianism

I never understand when a wife (or husband) is jealous of or hates her husband’s ex-girlfriends. Like, girl, you won! He picked YOU! He gave YOU the ring and the vows of forever and ever!

Right?! Like yeah he’s dated lots of models. She’s married him and had a kid with him. Seems like she’d like to maintain the mature relationship she’s shared with the man she loves. And because he dated these women might mean they’re nice ladies. Personally I’d be wary if my husband only dated assholes.

My boyfriend’s longest best friend is his ex girlfriend. I wasn’t cool with it when we started dating but i’ve gotten to know her and we are all good friends. Sometimes, getting to know the ex (plus why it didn’t work out) helps assuage any worries

We live with one of my husbands exes.