Can I say this without getting virtual tomatoes thrown at me?’

“I want ice cream.” = “Immigrants are rapists and murderers.”

No it was not. The original intent was always stated as being to “ensure [they] sell *high quality* merchandise and stand by it with *satisfaction* guarantee.”

I am like the perfect customer. Rarely if ever return anything. I’m from the school of “you bought it you keep it” mindset.

GODDAMN that is tragic. At least take them to Czech Stop in West if you end up over there. Those kolaches are literally Waco’s sole redeeming factor.

Oh, it lives up to the nickname plenty already.

If they rename the city of Waco after the Gaines maybe the city will finally escape it’s horrible local reputation and nickname of “Whacko.”

A better answer would have been, “Do you have time to hear my thesis on the rise and fall of Rome?” Still I gave it an “A”

The answer to this question is complex and difficult to fully explain it in the comments section as it would take pages and pages to fully hit on the nuance of what living and being American are.

I have a question that’s been bugging me all week- who thought Megyn Kelly was a suitable choice to host a Sandy Hook event? She’s a right wing pro gun barbie. I’m not American but I’m pretty sure I can come up with better choices for host.

I started trying in December of 2015, tried for a few months then gave up, then picked it up again like 8 months later and decided I needed to see something through, however simple it would be. I kept going until I finished some scarves and then I moved on to cable knit blankets, of which I made a couple to gift to…

That is so wonderful! Go forth, be happy! Trust your heart and gut!

Holy shitballs!!! GO YOU!!!!

Really? I’m thinking more Lear, though I’m not sure who the principled Cordelia would be (certainly not Ivanka).

Knitting takes away some of my stress because I had to learn it by myself and it made my attention focus solely on getting it right. Still had to restart a million times but it’s part of the process. Highly recommend some manual hobby that takes your mind off your worries.

Ben and Jerry’s while I Netflix. :)

Here’s a German word I recently learned that is extremely relevant to our political situation: Backpfeifengesicht. It means “punchable face” or from google translate “a face in need of a fist”.

Well if he hates Nickelback here are some other Canadian post-grunge bands to subscribe him to. Three Days Grace, Theory of a Deadman, Finger 11, Default, Econoline Crush and My Darkest Days. Nickelback manages a ton of them too so probably similar promo material.

Oh sweet mercy, these eyes! That scar! The sly, coy looks. The hair! I’m a man, but I’m feeling super pregnant now.

Harder said than done for the anxiety wracked amongst us, but a good goal to work for. Another technique I’ve picked up over the years is to remind myself that people spend 99% of the time thinking of themselves and not thinking about a minor stupidity that an acquaintance said.