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Taylor is pregnant with large dinner.

I wonder if this is a safe-ish way for high profile people to get out, in a weird way- being so openly critical that it would obviously implicate scientology if they tried to disappear her like they have to others.

*Runs to Audible.

Leah did not come to play.

me too, except now im all “STOP BEING A NICE GUY (tm) STEVE!!!! GOD, GET A LIFE!!!!”

I enjoyed the revival I enjoyed this trailer.

I DO NOT CARE IT IS AMAZING AND MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A KID AGAIN.

Yeah, but I meant the regular ones. You know, the ones that come with the toilet rug as a combo for like 10 bucks? Why would anyone need memory foam to stand on for 30 seconds while drying off? Seems a waste to me, but hell, I waste money on other crap, so there’s that.

Yeah, but I meant the regular ones. You know, the ones that come with the toilet rug as a combo for like 10 bucks?…

If your “bath mat” is anything other than a bath rug or a towel, you either have too much money, or spend what you have with reckless abandon.

If your “bath mat” is anything other than a bath rug or a towel, you either have too much money, or spend what you…

*nods* Crying can also work really well in a brawl situation. Not sniffling, full on panic wailing with snot and bubbles. It can be quite off-putting.

I have never been pregnant which might be why I have no bodily emission stories ;)

I laughed so hard at this story that I felt the need to get off my sofa, go to a computer where I’m logged into Kinja and comment to you that I laughed so hard at this story that I felt the need to get off my sofa and tell you about it.

this is amazing.

Tammster, I am killing myself laughing at the discovery of Pee Fu. You may not have been a social child, but you were certainly a resourceful one.

I have no memory of this, my mother told the story at my grandfather’s wake to our assembled relatives as a ‘remember the time Tammster...’ story. Anyhow, apparently as a small child - toddler small - she used to take me a playgroup. There was an older child, although still smallish, who would regularly just walk up…

You never pooped, pissed or puked in public? What kind of ivory tower are you living in Randilyn? I did all three when I was pregnant.

Billy is a jerk here no doubt but I think the lawyer has a point. Billy Bush is just a puppet in a suit whose job is to suck up to celebrities. Telling Trump to fuck off just would have gotten him fired. Do you people really think NBC would be pick Billy over their TV star, Donald Trump?

I hate myself every morning when the facebook memories notification comes in and then feel a little better when I delete the worst of it.

Same. The turning point was when my entire family joined and started oversharing like it’s 2008.

Maybe, but she’s a model, so I thought the chance of her knowing the name for an iconic piece of clothing was pretty high. But also