Mine, too!

Calling hardcore Christians God’s fan club is my new favorite thing.

The problem with suing Oprah is roughly the same as suing God - it’s the fan clubs you have to worry about!

Or maybe it will be like the time this chubby kid I know was allowed into the local candy factory.

That’s reasonable. He’s hardly earned it.

I’ve mentioned a buncha times that Nick O’s dad was my junior high social studies teacher. Ol’ Ric’s duties included teaching the Illinois-mandated state and US Constitution tests to his charges. Dude definitely had the US Constitution memorized, and maybe even the Illinois one as well. I would imagine that he passed…

arent you a little short for a darth vader?

If only that were true, Michael Ian Black, if only that were true.

Ha! I actually saved that gif for the next time a man sends me an unsolicited dick pic. I used to quote the Godfather at them but a picture is so much better.

(Slightly) off-topic: thank God that gif of Billy Bush sucking his finger and mouthing “I’m a bad boy” has gone from the carousel at the top of Jezebel’s front page. It was making my morning sickness about 8000% worse than it already is.

We’re not sure that he isn’t a robot, so...

Perhaps. But can we just take a moment to recognize that his person is also a dick: “People who identify as nerdy”.

Trebek being a Canadian is just a rumour, you guys. It’s not true.

a guy told my friend the other day that rape culture isn’t even a thing & it’s something women perpetuate etc. way to prove our point.

Tha fact that we even take this man seriously is proof that rape culture is alive and well. This man should be in jail and instead he may become president. THIS is why women don’t report their rapes because nobody will believe them. 1 in 3 women will be raped in their lifetime. Look around you, men. You’re…

Fringe.

Plus, sometimes women find their boobs grow between the ages of 16 and 26.

#burgers4lyfe

But what if it’s an ironic Trump costume, Leslie? Nah, still gross.

“After a string of failed relationships, Taylor told friends she’s looking into freezing her eggs,”