I think my favorite thing about the old Star Wars EU was how all the other hutts thought Jabba was a pervy weirdo for finding human(oid) women attractive.

I don’t know why people are so upset by that conversation. Why, what Trump said called to mind one of the most romantic scenes in film history:

I don’t know if this is the reference you were making, but:

they should cast Zoe Saldana instead

She lives in my neighborhood! I see her walking her dog, and she is always delightful!

I put her, Vanessa Williams, and Jane Seymour in the same gentle, ethereal category. I think Liv Tyler may end up in the same bracket, too.

“I’m blocking you because I have good boundaries and I respect myself.”

She is not an actress with a ton of range, but she does have such a gentle aura about her that comes through in every role. One of my favorites was her med student character in Saint Elmo’s Fire. She doesn’t have much to say or do other than basically be ethereal, but she is perfect for the job. I couldn’t find my…

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You don’t need a dick to be a dick to commit an assault and rape.

My wife deserves all the credit. While watching the debate, she blurted out, “Who the hell let that guy outta ‘Guess Who?’”

So, in essence, “I have no plan. I have no plan anymore. Do what you have to do and God have mercy on our souls...”

Bring about 10 more before I go.

The worst part of all of this, is that everything that we are forced to endure now (“lock her up” etc) are things that will be amplified throughout her presidency.

Out of everything that came out of this election cycle, the most baffling to me is the redefining of the word ‘endorse’.

‘I won’t campaign with him. I won’t support him. I won’t defend him. But I will endorse him.’ WHAT. DOES. THAT. EVEN. MEAN?

He should resign and concentrate on his CrossFit. Better for everyone that way, really. Just look at how much fun Boehner is having right now!

Ken Bone, the undisputed winner of last night’s debate

I feel like Al Roker had to practice not cackling gleefully when announcing that.

You guys know that “clean coal” isn’t really a thing, right? It’s a theoretical process.

I thought he was going to ask about their stances on cable knit.