I’m actually pretty bummed about this. And confused! I went twice, once without my kids and then with them when I affirmed that they could handle it at their age and both times we were packed into the theatre like freaking sardines because they were sold out shows. Both instances were a few weeks after it was…

Don’t worry, the fact that their next president has ovaries will give them PLENTY to obsessively whine about.

“I heard you’re pretty Swift in bed, Calvin.” (Back to the Olympics.)

Y’all missed this one.

Brie, I feel you. I cried a few times when we were at DisneyWorld. We managed to get pictures with Mickey at 4 of the parks and I’ve never felt so proud. Safari Mickey and Minnie at Animal Kingdom, Sorcerer’s Apprentice Mickey at Hollywood Studios, Talking Mickey at Magic Kingdom and normal Mickey/Minnie/Goofy at…

I bet Lea regrets not getting that Finn tattoo lower down.

Even if it’s never happened in swimming, which I can guarantee it has, it’s happened numerous times in other sports. Watch almost any sport and they spend a large amount of time focusing on coaches or their loved ones. During Warrior’s games they will show Curry’s parents numerous times and talk about how his…

Umm, coaches are always given credit for an athlete’s performance. Like it or not, they can affect an athlete’s performance regardless of if it is an individual or team sport. You could complain that Pat Summit shouldn’t have been given any credit because it was actually the players who were successful. It’s why they…

Can we agree that it’s unlikely Hillary Clinton would have been a Senator or Secretary of State if she wasn’t married to Bill?

He’s fine! Taylor and Tom are going over and he’s making fajitas.

Good lord. We all know why he’s upset; it’s the same reason why EVERYONE is upset:

Tom Hiddleston is no longer single.

It’s okay, Calvin. I’m sad about that, too. Cut the guy a break, people.

Jordan Rodgers will always be Budget Aaron to me.

I prefer the nickname “Tiddles” for this absolutely adorbs & totes not fake couple!

This is Calvin, LOL:

Ugh I feel bad for Britney on this one. It reads as funny/shady but like, how many people do you think she’s taken pics with in her life? How many people are like ‘OMG BRITNEY’ and she’s supposed to remember every single one? I mean, lol because Taylor is mega-famous now but I’m willing to give Britney a pass on not…

Questioning my life, and why I already knew Pauly had a pierced penis.

There is room in my heart, and my pants, for them both.

Shhh, Oscar, it’s okay! Cry into your Star Wars money...

Ok, it has come to this. Guys, I don’t wanna pull this card but....