Pretty sure Josh is eating with CAG guys; SEALS wouldn’t miss a chance to be in the photo. ;) (Ah, interservice competitiveness.)

Brb getting name name

@Josh Duhamel

Can’t eat anything with this damn grill in!

I envision him walking up to the podium for his acceptance speech, shouting “The Aristocrats!” before dropping the mic and heading overseas for a very long vacation on some private island.

Love child?

Eat, Sleep, Knit is better anyway.

There’s still a chance that Trump just says “fuck it” at the convention and walks off.

They is twins.

I love food and food loves me, feeling is mutual

What if you accidentally loved while eating tho? I mean, stuffed crust.

Eat, Pray, Love, Put on a Diaper So You Can Drive Across the Country and Shoot Your Ex’s Lover

My memoir would probably just be called “eaT, eAt, Eat.”

I would skip all the other sections and go straight for revenge. YEAH, GREAT, YOU LIVE IN AN ASHRAM, WHATEVER but NOW tell me about setting all of his sneakers on fire in a bathtub.

Eat, Eat, Eat: A Memoir/Stomach ache

I just want to eat, i don’t care about other stuff

You can’t tell me adding “revenge” as a forth section after “eat, pray, love” wouldn't be compelling.

Yeah i have to think if she put up with it for 14 years and survived round after round of layoffs, she must have been yessing someone above and going along with direction well enough.

So the attractive white women who had a job at one of the most successful magazines ever is using the following hashtags on twitter.