1. How many walkers have you have you killed?

As one comedian said, I forget who (Ritch Shydner, maybe), many years ago (paraphrasing): I like to hold them up as I walk through the store and shout “I got a woman! I got a woman!”

Seriously. I am in horrible pain for the duration on my period so like, if I NEED some goddamn tampons, either I am going to murder everyone I see in public and cry while doing it, or my goddamn loving partner will do it. OR ELSE.

This is why he has to buy the tampons for her:

I might be down for this because I’m weird, but whenever I wear crocheted scarves, the little fuzzies get in my eyes. I can’t even imagine how obnoxious this must be actually ON YOUR FACE.

I’ll just be a poor and use a nylon stocking with holes cut out. =[

At this point do we need any more proof that the fashion world is full of cocaine eating deviants, nazis and possible cases of undiagnosed head injuries?

Love it!

*furiously crochets*

not to mention an attempt to lasso the woman

When I was in middle school I would literally sprint home after school to ensure I could catch the last 20 minutes of the 7th Heaven reruns, solely because I hated them so much. I, at age 11, did this faithfully every day just to enjoy the pure rage and disgust I felt watching all the Camden’s smug, sanctimonious,…

I’ve had so many warm and fuzzy feeling watching it with my kid.

Full House was always corny. Fuller House is the same corniness with jokes appropriate for modern time.

Courtney Vance is FANTASTIC. He might be a better Johnnie Cochran than Johnnie Cochran himself.

It almost quelled the ache in my heart that I’ll never be able to date Sarah Paulson OR Holland Taylor because of that, only because they are actually perfect.

I felt like 2003 and earlier was alright?

This was totally me. I believe him to be such a disingenuous person, I can't even suspend disbelief and watch him in a movie. I just think "Oh what is this jackass up to now." I should probably see Revenant just to see him get his ass handed to him by a bear. Then I'll leave the theater.

I bought one of these bad boys http://tedcruzwasthezodiackiller.bigcartel.com/product/ted-cr…

EXACTLY. Like, I actively root against him ALWAYS. I am disappointed when good things happen to him. I kind of want to pollute just to spite HIM. It can't be healthy.

Now that DiCaprio has won his goddamn Oscar, can we stop talking about him, please? Kinda tired of seeing his stupid face everywhere.

Wait, we’re allowed to opt out of it? Finally. So long jerkbags!